It was recently discovered that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris NEVER cries.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
A few years ago, Chuck Norris had the bright idea to sell his urine as an energy drink. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you cannot see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris was among the original four wisemen at the birth of Jesus Christ. His gift was the gift of beard. The other three wise men were so jealous of Chuck Norris' gift and Jesus' fondness of it that the three wise men used their collective political power to have Chuck Norris removed from the bible. The three wise men died shortly there after of round house related deaths.
2006-08-17
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