It was recently discovered that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris NEVER cries.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
A few years ago, Chuck Norris had the bright idea to sell his urine as an energy drink. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you cannot see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris was among the original four wisemen at the birth of Jesus Christ. His gift was the gift of beard. The other three wise men were so jealous of Chuck Norris' gift and Jesus' fondness of it that the three wise men used their collective political power to have Chuck Norris removed from the bible. The three wise men died shortly there after of round house related deaths.
2006-08-17 18:55:27 · 7 answers · asked by KiKi Jo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know how people wear superman pajamas to bed? Well, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
2006-08-17 19:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the only thing worse than having Chuck Norris hit you?
Having Chuck Norris sing to you.
2006-08-17 20:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by charley128 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's nice but we all know that the beloved wood-Chuck rarely kills rather than stuns his opponent.
2006-08-17 21:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by hey_finny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ill remember some of those just the last one too long ... but lol
2006-08-17 19:08:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute lol â¥
2006-08-17 19:08:05 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-17 19:47:37 · answer #6 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!! Hahahahaha.......................
2006-08-17 19:14:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋