Entertainment & Music - 15 August 2006

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.

2006-08-15 17:29:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

sittin up high on 26's candy midnightblue chevy with the wood grain guts

2006-08-15 17:29:01 · 6 answers · asked by firered 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-15 17:28:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Funniest Bondism gets 10 points

Simon Cowell
Dr Phil
Osama Bin Laden
Lance Bass
Carrie Underwood
Taylor Hicks
Howard Stern
Barney The Dinosaur
Andy Griffith
Elmo
Willie Nelson
Michael Jackson
Paris Hilton
Hilary Duff
Robin Williams
Other you name and give a Bondism for their demise

2006-08-15 17:28:04 · 4 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Movies

they are threatning to arrest her hehe

2006-08-15 17:27:55 · 8 answers · asked by lovect 1 in Celebrities

A beautiful young blonde woman was so depressed over her failed Broadway acting career that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I’m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe."

"I see," the captain says.

"Plus," she adds, "he’s screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

2006-08-15 17:27:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-15 17:27:30 · 45 answers · asked by Shea Butta 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 17:27:29 · 15 answers · asked by ROCKER CHICK 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Matt Damon
My brothers is Gabriel Byrne

2006-08-15 17:27:08 · 20 answers · asked by ? 2 in Celebrities

yall..I just seen the Beyonce video on lauch.com I think Deja vu was way betta...ull see...aiight

2006-08-15 17:26:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-15 17:26:25 · 17 answers · asked by 56 1 in Celebrities

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont.

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences"

2006-08-15 17:26:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It was heard under animation of a boy and a tree looking appropriate for the season.

2006-08-15 17:25:57 · 5 answers · asked by stevemorbitzer 2 in Television

2006-08-15 17:25:55 · 33 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Polls & Surveys

Back in my freshman year of college, there was this guy in my dorm, straight from India named Anuj. This guy was the "perfect gentlemen" and exhibited chivalry unbeknownst in this day and age (at first I thought he was gay)...

Anyways, by the end of the first semester we corrupted this guy to the point that he'd even make Andrew Dice Clay blush. He would refer to his guy friends as "assbandits" and girl friends as his "b*tches and hoes"...and that's when he was in a good mood.

I sometimes wonder if what I did is gonna screw me over on Judgement Day

2006-08-15 17:25:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm so confused right now. I was down on my knee and I asked her to marry me and she said yes, but then when I put the ring on her finger she slapped me and called me a few names that I don't think would be appropriate to repeat on this website. I know it couldn't have been the ring because it was by far the nicest one you could get out of the quarter machine at Walmart, so what do you think it was that made her change her mind?

2006-08-15 17:25:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 17:25:02 · 19 answers · asked by heidielizabeth69 7 in Polls & Surveys

...that, since everyone has a camcorder or camera phone these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

2006-08-15 17:24:52 · 12 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Matt Damon
My brothers is Gabriel Byrne

2006-08-15 17:24:36 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Celebrities

im very awsome

2006-08-15 17:23:58 · 35 answers · asked by beardedoctopus 4 in Polls & Surveys

What's with their phenomenal love for sports, Sport's good but it doesn't deserve all this EXTRAORDINARY ATTENTION, Don't you agree with me?!!

2006-08-15 17:23:56 · 10 answers · asked by bikake 1 in Polls & Surveys

If you were going to be a Disney character which one would you be???

10 points if you guess mine...

2006-08-15 17:23:43 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love it!! i am goin this thursday

2006-08-15 17:23:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

he kisses his wife good bye then goes out the door....he is in the elevator listening to the music when the power goes out....then he says oh no my wife is dead what happened

2006-08-15 17:23:14 · 10 answers · asked by zacsgrl212 1 in Jokes & Riddles

How come people like david allen coe and johnny rebel are considered"horrid racist country singers" but people like the rap band "crackhouse" can get away with lyrics like ****** rob,****** rape, ****** stay loud-late what the whites got all the ****** gonna take! Why do we frown on johnny reb and DAC but we dont care if about 85% of rappers personally attack the white community/race?

2006-08-15 17:23:04 · 11 answers · asked by unbeatablec 2 in Music

do you think they had a smokeing habit?

2006-08-15 17:22:56 · 5 answers · asked by Stuie 6 in Television

All i can remember of it is "where were they going without ever knowing the way" and something about not making it home. Do you know the artist and title?

thanks for your help.

2006-08-15 17:22:33 · 5 answers · asked by butterfly*effect 4 in Music

...person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here,
and drink whatever comes out?"

2006-08-15 17:22:31 · 5 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 17:22:24 · 19 answers · asked by qwestionz 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 17:22:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines