Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont.
Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences"
2006-08-15 17:26:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Now I'm blushing! LOL.
2006-08-16 03:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one for you,
A guy and a girl had sex every way possible except one, which they saved for their wedding night, on their wedding night he stood one side of the bed and she stood the other, they both took a dive at each other and missed, he goes flying out of the window and lands 3 stories down on the ground, his mate says are you alright, he says yes how is my wife, his mate says I don't know they are still trying to get her off the door knob.
2006-08-15 18:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
one of the best sexy jokes ive heard in a long time
2006-08-15 17:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by hutmamma2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny
2006-08-15 17:30:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny the first time sorry â¥
2006-08-15 17:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL that is funny as hell
2006-08-15 17:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny as fuc*
2006-08-15 17:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by rosewalker1987 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋