Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
2006-08-15 17:29:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-15 17:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-16 15:19:34 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever!
2006-08-16 00:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by d12.emin3m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh! LOL.
2006-08-16 10:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes were so cute! Thanks for the laugh. Very interesting! :)
2006-08-16 00:36:43 · answer #5 · answered by mani boo/poo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are good
2006-08-16 00:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were great!!!! LOL!!!
2006-08-16 00:51:18 · answer #7 · answered by ms ruth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋