Who was the first...?

Question

...person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here,
and drink whatever comes out?"

Answer 1

Bghahna, a lonely cave dweller in what is now the northeast corner of Spain, after a terrible lonely crying fit, was the first to notice that a calf gets milk from mama's udders. Fascinated, Bghahna tried a taste, but the position was ackward, and he pulled with one hand while cupping his other hand beneath. This way, he drank and noticed he was no longer crying. His initial cries were heard by a band of other eraly humans, who found Bghahna and saw what he was doing. Half of them bowed down to him as if he were a god, but the other half killed him with old bones and rocks. Thre humans who had bowed down to him eventually tried the Bghahna method of milking when the tribe had little to eat, and even the others who had killed Bghahna rounded up cows and milked them. Soon they invented vessels to hold the milk, and the rest is history.

Answer 2

The gal who squeezed the Charmin.

Answer 3

the calves. Then the people decided that if it was good enough for the calves to drink, they would try it too.

Next question.... What about cottage cheese? Who figured that out? ;-)

Answer 4

OK. I confess it was me. I just like to squeeze things,ok?

Answer 5

Probably the bull that just got her done.