A beautiful young blonde woman was so depressed over her failed Broadway acting career that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I’m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe."
"I see," the captain says.
"Plus," she adds, "he’s screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
2006-08-15 17:27:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you.. you just made me smile..
2006-08-15 17:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy at buying a "Sex Frog" a beautiful blonde primp ted and powdered, slipped on a skimpy
negligee and climbed right into bed. When the mammal failed to respond as promised, she called
the pet store where she'd bought it.
"I'll be right over!" the clerk exclaimed.
Ding dong!
Once in her bedroom, the man began removing his clothes as he addressed the frog.
"Now this is positively the last time I show you how to do this!"
2006-08-15 17:46:56 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
everytime i hear the joke i love it
2006-08-15 17:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! HAHAHAHA!
Have a really great day!
2006-08-16 03:14:57 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha â¥
2006-08-15 17:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AH BURN LOL
2006-08-15 17:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋