Entertainment & Music - 10 August 2006

2006-08-10 11:39:23 · 15 answers · asked by Rufino C 2 in Television

2006-08-10 11:38:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

(guy)They just want relations they don't want relationships
(girl) Welcome to the real world.........................

(girl)Hold on to your innocents use your common sense
you're worth waiting for

2006-08-10 11:37:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Needy people need lots of attention to feel good about themselves. It's like they start to breakdown and feel bad about themselves if they don't have a constant level of attention. Why do they need attention all the time? Are they insecure about themselves?

I'm not big on horoscopes, but I have noticed that of the people who needed lots of attention most were Cancers. Not saying all cancers are needy.

2006-08-10 11:37:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 11:37:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman.

Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away..
So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.

The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married,
so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl to

see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,

"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was
the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the Redneck...
"She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."

2006-08-10 11:37:03 · 13 answers · asked by Ginnykitty 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Hot damn I didn't even notice that I had already asked like 200 questions...

Sh!t is scary y'all..

It's just as addicting as Madden..

2006-08-10 11:36:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what did the egg say to the boiling water? i cant get hard cause i only got layed this morning.

2006-08-10 11:36:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-10 11:36:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You never really learn to swear till you learn to drive?????

2006-08-10 11:36:09 · 80 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you feel ugly? What makes you feel that way? Are you happy inside?

2006-08-10 11:35:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Or are we just perfect? ; )

2006-08-10 11:35:08 · 17 answers · asked by Valkyrie 4 in Polls & Surveys

{The word sex?}..
in someones question are you most likely to...answer it??

come on be honest!!!

2006-08-10 11:34:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(merrily and juantingly) and some rat posts a question that just stopped me in my tracks, something really bad, and now I don't feel like skipping anymore, can someone please tell me something that will make me want to skip some more and pick up flowers I had dropped in the dirt to kick his butt? Please?

2006-08-10 11:34:15 · 6 answers · asked by -Tequila17 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-10 11:34:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thats right all you mother ******* who here a maggot

2006-08-10 11:33:24 · 5 answers · asked by norm 1 in Music

Let's see who knows their movies. Try to figure out the name of these movies by the hints I provided. First person to answer them correctly gets 10 points. Simple? Maybe not.

1 - The character said that if a girl doesn't slide over to unlock the car door for you than she is a selfish broad. What movie is this?
2 - In this movie the money mysteriously vanished and the wedding planner got interrogated in the washroom about how he was gonna get his money. What movie is this?
3 - In this movie the last remaining werewolf had to be killed in order for the bloodline to be severed. What movie is this?
4 - This guy couldn't pay back his the money he squandered off gambling because he had to save his girlfriend from a chinese sorcerer. What movie is this?
5 - They repeated everything he had to say but they just couldn't get his name right. What movie is this?
6 - The group of young people where afraid for their lives from the blob that was in the water. What movie is this?

2006-08-10 11:32:29 · 12 answers · asked by musicgrlluvher 5 in Movies

Mine Is 13..

2006-08-10 11:32:15 · 54 answers · asked by Angel_Anton 6 in Polls & Surveys

if you had to pick one would you

Lose all your limbs but are immortal

or

Have every disease and every side effect but you are immortal?

2006-08-10 11:32:14 · 15 answers · asked by dragonb224 3 in Polls & Surveys

How much of an effect does you being born have on mankind?

2006-08-10 11:32:04 · 39 answers · asked by luv_uDana 1 in Polls & Surveys

It made me lol fo a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qg4WBzRTuQ

2006-08-10 11:31:54 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 11:31:26 · 15 answers · asked by Cherokee 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 11:31:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

What's your favorite commercial on t.v. right now? What's your most hated commercial? My fave: The one for Fridays that the man says hi my name is Chris and the woman looks up and say my name is CHRISTINE HOW FUNNY HAHAHAH and then it says "bad deal". My most hated is the Geico one with Little Richard.

2006-08-10 11:30:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

>Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.
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>"Ah, Pierre," asks one, " 'ow 'av you been doing?"
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>"Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day. Terrible!
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>At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E
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>dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."
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>"And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.
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>"I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle
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>platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!"."
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>"'And did you jump?" asks his mate.
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>"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump
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>five feet. It is beneass my dignity."
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>"And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
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>"Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze
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>ground, and 'e said "Jump!"."
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>"And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.
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>"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass
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>my dignity to jump ten feet."
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>"What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.
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>"Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze
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>parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and
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>said: "If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your
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>"Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"
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>"A leetle, at ze beginning. "
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2006-08-10 11:30:36 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

As income tax time appoaches, when you put the words THE and IRS together it spells "THEIRS??????

2006-08-10 11:30:34 · 28 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

Please help me to understand (please do not answer that is nothing to understand)

2006-08-10 11:30:11 · 10 answers · asked by Copland 3 in Movies

2006-08-10 11:30:09 · 4 answers · asked by vmlsmiles 1 in Celebrities

Before the changes were made, we could receive a point if we rated an answer to a resolved question. Does that still apply or can you not receive any (1) points if you rate an answer on resolved questions now?

2006-08-10 11:29:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 11:29:59 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys