You know I was just skipping merrily through the afternoon,?

Question

(merrily and juantingly) and some rat posts a question that just stopped me in my tracks, something really bad, and now I don't feel like skipping anymore, can someone please tell me something that will make me want to skip some more and pick up flowers I had dropped in the dirt to kick his butt? Please?

Oh, you all are so sweet. Thank you. I'll pick some flowers for you too!!!!

Answer 1

aardvarks are way cool!

Answer 2

here's a little something to get you back on your merry track...

HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY:

FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww.....

PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his re ctum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!!. The concrete then hardened, (no sh*t Sherlock!), causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy - we live sheltered lives!)

Keep smiling!!!

Answer 3

{{{ A lion has a tail and a very fine tail,
And so has an elephant, and so has a whale,
And so has a crocodile, and so has a quail -
They've all got tails but me.

If I had a sixpence I would buy one;
I'd say to the shopman, "Let me try one";
I'd say to the elephant, "This is my one."
They'd all come round to see.

Then I'd say to the lion, "Why, you've got a tail!
And so has the elephant, and so has the whale!
And, look! There's a crocodile! He's got a tail!
"You've all got tails like me!" }}}

Answer 4

"Grey skies are going to clear up, put on a happy face. Brush off those tears and cheer up, put on a happy face."

Answer 5

well you can just breath in and out and think about happy things :)

Answer 6

i am sorry if it was me