what did the egg say to the boiling water? i cant get hard cause i only got layed this morning.
2006-08-10 11:36:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha. heeheehee
2006-08-10 11:41:51 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical!
2006-08-10 18:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by Totty D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah!
but after that what did the boiling water say to the boiled egg?
"I'm getting hotter as you get harder!"
2006-08-10 18:45:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
eggcedingly good u wait till i get out of here ill get me head bashed in
2006-08-14 18:09:31 · answer #4 · answered by david c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does it suck to be an egg?
because you only get laid once, you only get eaten once and the only one to ever sit on your face is your mother.
2006-08-10 19:12:36 · answer #5 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like it...
the water replied... your better off in here, in that flat pan they smash your head in..
2006-08-10 18:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-08-12 05:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Free points - yippee!
...well you DID answer your own question!
2006-08-10 20:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know if i'm male or female! i'm getting hard but i think there's c'ock inside me.!
2006-08-14 09:00:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, well it made me chuckle... I wonder what that says about me lol.
2006-08-14 13:28:27 · answer #10 · answered by BryonyBeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋