>Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.
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>After the first day they met up in the bar.
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>"Ah, Pierre," asks one, " 'ow 'av you been doing?"
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>"Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day. Terrible!
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>At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E
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>dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."
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>"And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.
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>"I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle
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>platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!"."
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>"'And did you jump?" asks his mate.
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>"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump
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>five feet. It is beneass my dignity."
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>"And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
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>"Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze
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>ground, and 'e said "Jump!"."
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>"And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.
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>"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass
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>my dignity to jump ten feet."
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>"What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.
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>"Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze
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>parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and
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>said: "If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your
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>burm."."
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>"Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"
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>"A leetle, at ze beginning. "
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2006-08-10 11:30:36 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's good,
and I think we all know what's "beneass" him now.
LMAO
2006-08-10 11:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by gamemanual 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Germans because the French do not do something and were given conquered in WWII, the Italians basically kinda kick back, or perhaps notwithstanding they ended up dropping, the Germans all started both international wars
2016-10-15 11:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boring.
2006-08-10 11:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by estebandiatao 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very funny! I didn't expect that punchline. Good joke!
2006-08-16 11:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol cute ^^ and the first guys, if you're not going to take a minute of your life to read it then don't take a minute of your life saying you didn't read it, grow up and get lives
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2006-08-10 11:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats kinda funny
2006-08-14 21:57:54 · answer #6 · answered by lmvyoyo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the Boys saw the girls with no tops on and the girls saw the boys with no bottoms on!!!!!!!!
2006-08-10 11:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by qwerty14289 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry I do not care for the French
2006-08-10 11:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by celine8388 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
french faggats! LMAO... funny!
2006-08-10 11:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
effing hilaryass lol.
2006-08-15 06:04:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋