When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
> that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
> take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more
> important to me.
>
> Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
>
> When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
> busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
> silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only
> a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
>
> "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep
> the sidewalk."
>
> The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
>
> Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the husband is the other person
2006-08-02
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