Entertainment & Music - 2 August 2006

I only eat the middle of everything (pie, pop-tarts, bread, etc).

I don't eat the end of french fries

I can't stand open closet doors.

I can't stand anything crooked, like pictures or towels hanging on the rack.

Tell me some of yours

2006-08-02 04:06:51 · 20 answers · asked by bye bye 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mel the Artist seems like a real butthole.

2006-08-02 04:06:26 · 10 answers · asked by Kubrickian 1 in Celebrities

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

2006-08-02 04:05:55 · 8 answers · asked by colorist 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-02 04:05:08 · 9 answers · asked by WELL R.S. 1 in Music

2006-08-02 04:04:37 · 41 answers · asked by astrowulf2002 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mine do. It makes me start laughing in my sleep....

Am I a strange cookie, or what?

2006-08-02 04:04:29 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-02 04:03:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have found it disturbing that many people who take my sock monkey surveys do not know what a sock monkey is. We need to address this issue! I would like to start raising sock monkey awarness. Do you agree?

2006-08-02 04:03:39 · 2 answers · asked by Leroy 4 in Polls & Surveys

da best rapper

2006-08-02 04:02:38 · 15 answers · asked by roc-fella 1 in Music

2006-08-02 04:02:36 · 7 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Polls & Surveys

Did you watch the BET AWARDs the man that was hosting the show is a wayan brother for all that are like what????????????????

2006-08-02 04:02:24 · 15 answers · asked by best_mommy_ever 1 in Celebrities

They can be your top five to work out to, to chill to, to make out to....TOP FIVES??

2006-08-02 04:02:22 · 5 answers · asked by sun kissed 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-02 04:02:17 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

A new movie coming out, and has the same person in it.I can't remember his name though.

2006-08-02 04:01:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

For me :
1) Emmy Rossum
2) Kate Bosworth
3) Scarlett Johansson
4) Natalie Portman
5)/////

2006-08-02 04:01:30 · 14 answers · asked by daniUm 2 in Movies

2006-08-02 04:01:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-02 04:00:50 · 1 answers · asked by nicemany12 1 in Music

my godson says hes sweating like a beaver? jus wonderin if anyone else has any crazy sayings!!! giv me a laugh! x

2006-08-02 04:00:43 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-02 04:00:39 · 1 answers · asked by cherylinjersey 1 in Other - Entertainment

who are your favorites and why? i like dalani,,josh and magni...sayda is crazy!!!!!!!!

2006-08-02 04:00:36 · 16 answers · asked by 2shrrp4u 2 in Television

It was a show that was almost like Clueless?

2006-08-02 04:00:33 · 3 answers · asked by Naomi 4 in Television

2006-08-02 04:00:10 · 7 answers · asked by answers999 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-02 03:59:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-02 03:59:55 · 17 answers · asked by Justine 3 in Movies

I haven't seen them so mad since they cancelled M.A.S.H.

2006-08-02 03:59:40 · 17 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Now Goose is getting all upset cos Mrs Pilkintons getting all the attention from Hippo since her ordeal in the park.

He's been flapping his wings having a tantrum but no-one is taking any notice. What should he do to get some attention??

2006-08-02 03:58:07 · 7 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Steel. It starts with the letter W. What is it?

PS. This riddle is in 2 parts, I will give the answer in 5 mn or less if somebody guesses it then I will procede to the second Part.

Good Luck.

2006-08-02 03:58:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-02 03:57:44 · 29 answers · asked by daniUm 2 in Movies

You might be a redneck if your senior prom had daycare.

2006-08-02 03:56:29 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Im in a good a mood i got 5 best answers since last night so now i want to return the favor but i want you to give me a good reason that YOU deserve the best answer. Ill be choosing in four hours....see ya lata

2006-08-02 03:56:10 · 31 answers · asked by luvins4me 3 in Polls & Surveys