my godson says hes sweating like a beaver? jus wonderin if anyone else has any crazy sayings!!! giv me a laugh! x
2006-08-02 04:00:43 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
n also i have alternatives do u? like instead of **** or bollocks i mix em together to say follocks, or man boobs are moobs. please say im not the only weird one makin stuff up!
2006-08-02 04:10:31 · update #1
Tighter than a gnats chuff.
2006-08-02 04:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by Boris 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Balderdash!
A word not so often used, but does have quite a punch without being rude.
Gods Hairy Back!
Yes, this actually was a curse word/phrase used often in Renaissance times. Humanizing God in itself was a curse. Also, "Goats and Monkies!" was another because goats were known to evolk the thought of the Devil, monkies because anything exotic pretty much did the same during that time period.
2006-08-02 04:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by DEATH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Turn the shower on"
Yeah, this is going to sound kinda gross, but when I was in college, I shared an adjoining bathroom with another room with two girls in it, and I would hear the shower running all the time... I thought maybe they had OCD, or something... Well, they fessed up to me the real reason: they were taking a crap and didn't want me to hear them, so they turned the shower on to drown it out! I thought that was hilarious and told my friend about it, now we use that phrase with each other to describe when we have to take a crap, especially over IM... "brb gotta turn the shower on"... heh.
Stupid saying, but we don't care. :)
2006-08-02 04:18:53 · answer #3 · answered by ohsaxylady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time i was really tired and i said for my friend to eat the rest of my bagel wich had some cream cheese on it but only on one spot and she didn't like cream cheese so she didn't take it. and i said what it only has a "small bit" so that is now the funniest saying that i have made up i could probably think of more but that is just the one that came to mind.
God Bless
2006-08-02 04:21:42 · answer #4 · answered by ☠Rockerchick☠ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the heck?
your feet stinks like a dead rat?
that's the lamest thing i've ever heard?
where have all your juice brain gone?
are you trying to be funny or you're simply killing me?
no way, I'm just ******* with ya?
does that count coz i don't get it?
you trying to say something?
what, you talking to me?
am i the most gorgeous dude you've ever met or what?
i can do better than that coz i'm much better?
do i make sense coz i think i dont?
why the heck am i answering this question anyway?
2006-08-02 04:11:21 · answer #5 · answered by wheezer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom always used to say, "what has that got to do with the price of beer and bananas" --no idea what it means but I still use it with my brothers and it cracks them up
When I get mad at my kids I say watch out or the "Mean, mean momma machine" will come. They laugh and say ah, you are a "nice, nice momma on ice"
The best was when my 10 year old told me to "Get me a juice box bee-yatch!!" (quoted from the movie Zathura--yeah nice!!)
2006-08-02 19:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by Hoot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey hun....i made up a new word by mistake actually (at least i think i did i haven't herd any one else use it yet) i was trying to type the word crazy into my com. and put craxy instead!....well my sis made fun of me and to cover up my mistake i told her that no that was my new word...when stuff goes plumb past crazy then it's craxy baby!...oh and when my bro in law sees people fightin' he likes to say (and were southern so bear with me here lol) dadurn that boy's a fightin' like tha third monkey on tha ramp ta Noah's ark!....and he also likes to call sandals Jerusalem cruisers lol what a goob....hope ya got a laugh...love daisy
2006-08-02 04:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by crazy_daisy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Nans sayings were great..... One was "There's enough blue up there to make a pair of sailors trousers so we should be OK" (refering to the weather)....Another was "It's cold enough for a handbag" (also refering to the weather). If she walked a long way she would say "The backs of my legs are as hard as your fathers"....bit rude, but she was a cockney lass.
My sister makes me laugh when she says "Christ on a moped"
2006-08-02 04:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say "what a hoot" right frequently & there are quite a few folks who think that's strange or funny! I love "sweating like a beaver" gotta remember that one!!!
2006-08-02 04:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least your godson only says that. My nephew who is only 6 says 'sweating like a b*tch'! It's his father's influence which i certaonly do not agree with!
My favourtite one is 'b*tch t*ts' - meaning breats on a man (you know when they have gynacomastia - I don't think that's the right way to spell it)!!!!!!
2006-08-02 04:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by jobarker_1986 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I have Burp Terrets syndrom as whenever I burp I cant help saying Bollocks!
2006-08-02 04:11:01 · answer #11 · answered by gp200dawn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋