OK im offering another ten points!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

Im in a good a mood i got 5 best answers since last night so now i want to return the favor but i want you to give me a good reason that YOU deserve the best answer. Ill be choosing in four hours....see ya lata

need more answers people...

Answer 1

Really, it's a very obvious reason why you should choose me. But, as you asked, I'll tell you. You see, it all started two years ago. I was sitting on a park bench when the most beautiful person in the world walked by (you). I was thinking to myself, will I ever need her help in life??? Just then, you were attacked. A rabid Gerbil flew from the smallest tree in the park and started biting your pocket book. I went into action. The gerbil suddenly turned into a large bear. I went running away in utmost terror. The bear started attacking you again, this time going for your shoelaces, which were white. You really didnt mind all this bear and all, but suddenly the bear drooled. And the drool got on your shoelaces. You grew furious!!! You suddenly grew spikes and became a cactus. The bear was scared senseless. He started off at a mad dash. I turned around, and sure enough, right behind me was a pelican. It flew ontop of my shoulders and started attacking me!!! Suddenly the cops came by and arrested the goose. So, you see, in all reality, you owe me that ten points. Not only did I try to help you, but also I was attacked on behalf of you. And I'm pretty sure I just made you smile.

If all else fails, the magical word....



Please?

Answer 2

Personally, I have never gotten a 'best answer' question. I try my hardest to help and I explain every answer in full detail so the asker will understand. At least I try... I dunno about those other people.

Well... I can at least make you laugh. This is a 'virgin' joke. Please don't get offended. It's all in good fun. ;)

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

Answer 3

Madam, let me say first how very much I appreciate the opportunity you have laid open the public, and what a privilege it is merely to participate. In my own behalf, I will found my worthiness on the fact that I have faithfully offered only responsible and mature responses to each and every question I have answered. I also pledge that, if awarded the prize that is yours to give, I would bear the honor with a pride and dignity that would do homage to you. I pray that you choose wisely and well, and may the best man win.

Answer 4

I just walked 6 miles in the Scottish countryside where it was pouring with rain because I waited for 2 busses, both of which did not show up. I was carrying a backpack with food, clothes, bank details and my passport, all of which are soaking, not to mention my boots which probably won't be dry in time for work tomorrow morning.

something to perk up my day would be nice, thank you.

Answer 5

I should get your 10 points because I give the best anwers that i can from knowledge and also i am always here trying to help others out on any situation they might have :~) i hope you have a blessed day.

Answer 6

well besides the fact that I'm in a state of complete ennui, I'm hoping that between answering questions on here and getting enough best answers I'll reach level 4 before I start school in a few weeks (I have 1,845 points, and on level 3)...

Answer 7

Wow, no one really deserves it here huh? Anyone who comes here is only trying to get points, not try to help someone or make someones day. Your supposed to help people on this sight but lately I've been seeing less and less of that.

Answer 8

I don't think I'll beg for 10 pts. I will however congratulate you on your 5 answers... Pretty good stats. YAY 4 u =D

Answer 9

My questions are kool. And i ask questions often so that I can give people 10 points. It would be nice if you gave me the 10 points, lol. Thank you.

Too-da-loo

Answer 10

U can give me the 10 pts coz u r the sweetest, cutest and loveliest girl iv ever met. Love u dear. take care.

Answer 11

Give the points to randomstar200 and help lift the curse of the ten point virginity....