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You might be a redneck if your senior prom had daycare.

2006-08-02 03:56:29 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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You might be a Red Neck if your on here asking Red Neck jokes.

2006-08-02 04:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by chefaid90 3 · 0 0

That joke is so old it also applies to the blacks,Mexicans, and every other race under the sun not just Rednecks !

2006-08-02 04:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by midnightsmokerchic23 4 · 0 0

You Might be a Redneck If your baby has more teeth than you do.

2006-08-02 04:00:59 · answer #3 · answered by Hot Pants 5 · 0 0

You might be a red neck if you've had so many kids you've started naming them after the days of the week and the months of the year.

2006-08-02 04:03:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You might be a red neck if you have a fabulous set of salad bowls all with cool whip on the side.

2006-08-02 04:01:44 · answer #5 · answered by rumblybumbly1 2 · 0 0

You might be a redneck if you cook bacon w/out your shirt on... and so does your wife

2006-08-02 04:03:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If your idea of protecting your house and family involves having multiple guns and/or machine guns in your house because you think a race revolution is around the corner

2006-08-02 04:03:02 · answer #7 · answered by RUNINTLKT 5 · 0 0

haha








u ARE a redneck if u live in texas, have a pickup truck, and on the back of the truck are the words GIT-R-DONE!!

haha i actually saw that when i was driving through there!!! :-)

2006-08-02 04:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i like lisa's



but i got one 2

u might be a red neck if ur always telling ur 12 year old daughter not to smoke in front of her kids!!!!!!

2006-08-02 04:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by PreTTie_in_BluE 1 · 0 0

ok they were funny the first few times but the whole red neck jokes are geting kinda old now

2006-08-02 04:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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