A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"
"They're for my juggling act," the man says.
"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
2006-08-02 03:48:28 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol that is pretty funny! I have one for you!
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that, and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room, and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, Son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep sh*t."
2006-08-02 03:54:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, new kinda tests - rated 10 out of 10
2006-08-02 04:00:49 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at .04 you could still juggle those knives without loosing a finger...LOL!
2006-08-02 03:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it i love it i want so more of it hehe i like it :D thanks for the laugh check ya later ♥
2006-08-02 10:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-02 03:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by ace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋