When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
> that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
> take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more
> important to me.
>
> Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
>
> When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
> busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
> silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only
> a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
>
> "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep
> the sidewalk."
>
> The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
>
> Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the husband is the other person
2006-08-02 03:47:42 · 10 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I cannot take credit,, it's not my own
2006-08-02 03:59:35 · update #1
that's hilarious!!! is that your own? gold star for you:-)
2006-08-02 03:56:23 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First, Get the lawn mower fixed, Cut my own grass, once it is in a flat area.
and Secondly, give him the cold, cold shoulder if you know what I mean.
2006-08-02 04:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by Virgin Islands Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well girls always want things to turn out their ways and they don`t (can`t)accept such offensive things from their husband (by the way i`m a girl myself).So i think she was very kind to him , i would`ve cut his legs instead of breaking them.Much fun don`t you think so?
2006-08-02 04:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by dm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, people have limits, you should have read the weather forecasts better. Do not ignore your wife .
2006-08-02 03:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by Alice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your wife has an unique personality and you are lucky to have her! God bless you both!@
2006-08-02 04:03:35 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oh, yes, indeedy!! LOL. LOL.
Thank you for the laughs.
Have a good day and God Bless.
2006-08-02 03:54:06 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is a REALLY good one!! I liked it a lot. I really needed a laugh!
2006-08-02 03:56:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was really very funny i'll rate it 10.5/10.....lol
2006-08-02 04:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by Tanya S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-02 04:01:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! lol
2006-08-02 03:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋