Two fraternity brothers...
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them.
After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer."
Magically, the ocean turns to beer.
Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"
2006-08-02 03:43:51 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. LOL. A good one. LOL. LOL.
Thank you for the laughs.
2006-08-02 03:58:25 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
one joke for u
Urine Test
Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of
them was crying
like anything. So the other asked, "Why are you
crying?" The first
replied "I came here for blood test" Second one
asked,"So? Are you
afraid?"
First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood
test they cut my
finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The
first one
astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other
replied, "I have come for my urine test."
2006-08-02 10:50:11 · answer #2 · answered by friendly to u 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol this one is good too yay i love your jokes check ya later â¥
2006-08-02 17:05:44 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i'll def have to tell that one to my husband
2006-08-06 10:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, actually.
2006-08-02 10:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by jvsconsulting 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah okay, I chuckled...
2006-08-02 10:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by xxxx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oye ...haha
2006-08-02 10:50:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋