George W. Bush, Condoleeza Rice, Colin Powell, and a little boy with a backback (for his homework) are one an airplane. Suddenly, there was a power failure, and they had to evacuate the plane. The little boy became scared and threw his backpack near the emergency exit.
I'm sorry, everyone," the pilot said loudly. "There are only four parachutes!"
Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell jumped out first with their parachutes on. Bush jumped off shorty shouting, "YEE-HAW!"
"You take the last 'chute, sonny." Said the pilot to the boy.
"No, that's ok," said the boy. "Bush jumped off with my backpack!"
If you wanna, tell your own joke, too!
2006-07-29
13:29:00
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