George W. Bush, Condoleeza Rice, Colin Powell, and a little boy with a backback (for his homework) are one an airplane. Suddenly, there was a power failure, and they had to evacuate the plane. The little boy became scared and threw his backpack near the emergency exit.
I'm sorry, everyone," the pilot said loudly. "There are only four parachutes!"
Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell jumped out first with their parachutes on. Bush jumped off shorty shouting, "YEE-HAW!"
"You take the last 'chute, sonny." Said the pilot to the boy.
"No, that's ok," said the boy. "Bush jumped off with my backpack!"
If you wanna, tell your own joke, too!
2006-07-29 13:29:00 · 22 answers · asked by keybaordz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the best joke yet
2006-08-06 07:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Little girl goes to the Barber with her Father. She stand next to the Barber chair watching and eating a snack cake. The Barber says to her "Sweetheart, your going to get hair on your Twinkie". The little girl says "Yeah and I'm gonna get boobie's too!"
2006-08-06 20:35:57 · answer #2 · answered by Triker Red 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush, Cheney and Arnold S. are on an airplane, Bush says "I am going to make 500 people happpy" and throws five hundred dollars out the window.
Arnold follows his lead and says " I am going to make 10,000 people happy" and throws 10,00 dollars out the window.
Cheney follows their lead and says " I am going to make the whole world happy" and throws Bush and Arnold out the window!!!!!!
2006-08-06 12:07:18 · answer #3 · answered by mommyofandyjr02 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting at a bar.
A guy walks in and asked the bartender "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld over there"
The bartender says "Yep thats them"
So the guy walks over and says "Wow, this is a real honor, what are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says "We're planning WWIII"
The guy says "Really, what's going to happen?"
Bush says "Were going to kill 140 million muslims and one blonde with big ****."
The guy exclaimed "A blonde with big ****? Why kill a blonde with big ****?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says "See I told you no one gives a **** about the 140 million muslims
2006-08-06 19:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by Tonya 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As the boss prepared to leave, the young secretary informed him that his fly was open. Enjoying his secretary's discomfort, he flashed an evil grin and asked:
"Tell me dear, did you see a soldier standing at attention?"
"Hell, no. what i saw was an old veteran carrying two duffel bags."
2006-07-29 20:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton called Monica Lewinsky into his office over the loudspeaker about a clock. She entered the room.
"You wanted to see me sir?" She says.
"Yes, Monica." He unzips his pants and his penis pops out.
"That's not a clock," she says crossly.
"It is if you put two hands and a face on it."
2006-07-29 20:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by jokerscard692000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
superman, a scientist, and a smart blonde are on top of a building they all jump off. who will land first??
A: there are no such things as superman or a smart blonde!!! no offence to blondies!!
2006-08-05 09:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was one?
2006-08-05 23:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by Steve R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny, you should get the 10 points
2006-08-06 14:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one pity it didnt happen really
2006-08-06 14:34:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋