Entertainment & Music - 27 July 2006

2006-07-27 11:45:03 · 4 answers · asked by tepu 1 in Movies

We asked Old Sid in the pub, for the benefit of the Y crowd, for his oldest joke. He reckons one person might not know it. So if its you- enjoy.
Two judges were riding bicycles together at night without lights.
One said, Do you realise we are committing a very serious offence? In the interests of British justice we must try each other in the morning.
Next morning One judge sat and the other took the stand.
Charge is riding without lights after the legal limit. How do you plead?
Guilty.
Fined a fiver.
They swap places.
Charge is riding without lights after the legal limit. How do you plead?
Guilty.
Fined a tenner.
Just a minute, I only fined you a fiver.
I know, but there's too much riding without lights, this is the second case this morning.

2006-07-27 11:45:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Yahoo answers or Myspace

2006-07-27 11:44:24 · 25 answers · asked by ronron2021 3 in Polls & Surveys

I know who Ironman is but I don't know any of his enemies,I just thought he was a rich playboy in The Ultimates.

2006-07-27 11:43:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Harsh words and opinions are accepted. I like both so either one . . . yeah.

2006-07-27 11:43:10 · 13 answers · asked by FigrSk8tr 3 in Music

Gay lick.

2006-07-27 11:42:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It sounds like Hendrix guitar it is pretty sick. There's a "back and forth" drum solo too. The drums and guitar are sick. Looking for a name, artist, anything. Heard it on New York's Q104.3 classic rock. No words in the song. Also, the end of the song sounds like a weird electonic noise...

2006-07-27 11:42:20 · 4 answers · asked by Greg P 1 in Music

character (tv/movie) do you strive to be? and please, don't lie.

2006-07-27 11:41:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

She isn't ugly but she dosn't have any sex appeal.She is way too thin, has a large head, huge eyebrows and a manly jaw.

2006-07-27 11:41:27 · 22 answers · asked by harvestmoon 5 in Celebrities

Marcus is!!!

2006-07-27 11:40:54 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just a random Poll question.

2006-07-27 11:40:43 · 8 answers · asked by FigrSk8tr 3 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-07-27 11:39:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-27 11:39:56 · 3 answers · asked by neicie4@sbcglobal.net 1 in Music

A woman gives birth to two healthy baby boys on the same day of the same year. The second boy is born just a few minutes after the first boy, but yet the boys are NOT TWINS!! How is this possible?

2006-07-27 11:39:52 · 35 answers · asked by schenzy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

besides the high cheekbones.

2006-07-27 11:39:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-27 11:39:05 · 29 answers · asked by oakesy1971 3 in Music

just wondering?

2006-07-27 11:39:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

mines 100 Years by Five for Fighting

2006-07-27 11:38:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I would like to know ...some countrysongs sung by 2 different artists..ie Dolly Parton/Whitney Houston...I will always love you
please help

2006-07-27 11:38:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Who remembers the 60's animated series.

2006-07-27 11:38:35 · 20 answers · asked by Norman Bates 4 in Television

2006-07-27 11:38:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-27 11:37:58 · 10 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6 in Polls & Surveys

THIS is the only thingthat i do not know

2006-07-27 11:37:50 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-27 11:37:50 · 22 answers · asked by Killer_Status 1 in Music

i dont know i find that mostly black comedians are funny i dont know why.the only white person that was funny is either jim carry or a few on bet comic few

2006-07-27 11:37:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I think it's okay cause it's your body.

2006-07-27 11:37:09 · 22 answers · asked by pooh 2 in Polls & Surveys

I love then both. However they are both demons. I like Sesshoumaru because of course I LOVE HIM.

2006-07-27 11:36:46 · 5 answers · asked by this_mrs_sesshoumaru 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-07-27 11:36:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

sounds like tracy chapman

2006-07-27 11:35:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I heard a rumor that Michael Jackson isn't a homosexual pedophile. Is this true? I have a hard time believing it if it is.

2006-07-27 11:35:42 · 26 answers · asked by Cornfunkel'sGhost'sGhost 1 in Celebrities