most embarrasing moment dont answer unless it makes me laught hard ten ppooiintts?

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Answer 1

I was in a school play and my teacher wanted this guy to flip me and a few other girls and well one day we were practicing after school and he flipped me and I farted in the air. When I got down I was so embarrassed and I left.

Answer 2

I was waiting tables at a busy restaurant one day, setting up a 4-top. Two couples. As I was holding the tray with my left hand and placing drinks and silverware on the table with my right, I began to sneeze. All I could do was turn my head, and the next thing ya know, a long stringer of snot was hangin out of my nose by about 12 inches. Not only did MY table lose it, all other tables between them and the kitchen also had a BIG laugh. It was hard to go back out, but a true professional to the end, I did.
Pretty gross, but funny.

Answer 3

I was in a hurry cause the hardware was getting ready to close. I parked and jumped out of my car and was walking fast to get in before they locked the doors. The whole front of the building was glass and when you stepped in front of the door, it would slide open. They had just cleaned the windows and they were so clean, I thought the door was open. I walked right into the glass window. It didn't break, but, I got a bump on the head and it hurt my nose. But, it actually sounded like a gunshot or something. It made a loud noise and everyone run to see if I was OK. It was very embarrassing.

Answer 4

I was only 8, back in the mid 70's. My mates and I had spent hours making a brilliant, fast, downhill ice slide in the playground. It was a killer, slippy as hell, we knew the school would throw salt on it asap so we it had to be quick. My best bud Sal was the first to go, followed by Phil and Matty, then it was my turn.........well.... it was GREAT, lined it up, took my run, crouched down, hey these shoes are really great!!!! shame I forgot to go to the loo before, also shame I had to wear big blue school pants for the rest of the day........no salt needed, AHHHHHH well. I'm old enough to take the shame now....

Answer 5

I don't know what my life would be without embarrassing moments. I'm so used to them now, I don't even recognize the embarrassment anymore. One that makes me snicker is when I was about 14, I was with one of my good friends, we were leaving some dance. As we walked out into the parking lot, we were passing this group of guys we thought were really cute. You know how that is, while I was concentrating on trying to look my best while I was walking. I didn't notice one of my brand new shoes (slippery sole) stepped on one of those slick paint strip parking lines, while my other foot stayed. Before I knew it I was doing the splits with my skirt push up to my waist practically. Exposing my sexy bright white granny panties (years ago, not the selection of undies like they have today. Oh who am I kidding, I still like those today. Hehe.) I had never done the splits before, so getting up was not graceful, but I tried to hurry, and just pull my skirt down and brush myself off, and tried not to burst out laughing as I walked cooly. My friend was kind of frozen, so I was like "come on, just go". The group of guys didn't seem to move or turn or anything, so I was relieved thinking, they must not have noticed. A few short seconds passed, and I heard one of them say. "Uh, we didn't notice anything." I snickered, it was embarrassing but more funny. Now here is the real kicker, my loyal friend decided to be more embarrassed than I was, and she ran off leaving me there to exit calmly but quickly. What a nerd.

Answer 6

When I was in the 7th grade we had lunch tables with benches instead of chairs and i got up to take my tray up and my knee caught on a bar under the table. I fell backwards and my lunch tray spilled all over me. I just laid there for like 2 minutes until my friend got up from the other side of the table and put her arms under my armpits and lifted me up. I laughed with everyone else but I was so embarassed that I cried when I got home from school:(

Answer 7

A buddy of mine and I went to breakfast, where one of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen in my LIFE was serving us. She easilly ranked a 17 on a scale of 1-10. My friend insisted I ask her out on a date.
I was gutless and couldn't do it. I even got up from the chair, walked halfway towards her and then turned around and sat back down. My friend kept cheering me on, but it was no use.
The rest of the day my friend kept trying to convince me to go back and ask her out. After HOURS of encouragement, I went back.
She must have been working hard, cause she looked much more tired and downtrodden then when we were there originally. She was talking to her manager, and when they finished I walked up to her and said, "Excuse me. My friend and I were here for breakfast a few hours ago. I have to say we couldn't stop staring at you. I was wondering if I could take you out for dinner this weekend."
She was flattered, and turned a little red. She asked, "Aww, how sweet. Are you sure it was me?"
Now I felt bolder. I told her, "Of course I'm sure, what kind of idiot couldn't realize beauty like that?"
She smiled. "No really," she asked, "Are you sure it was me? I just started my shift 5 minutes ago"

Whoops...wrong one.

Answer 8

this was many years ago and I had gotten off work and went to get into my car. I got in and started the motor and put it in reverse and this car full of guys pulled in right behind my car and kept saying "Hey don't back up". I thought they were flirting with me, so I backed up anyway and come to find out, someone had stolen my tire and it was left up on a jack. The guys were just trying to tell me. Here I sit with my car without a tire and a dented frame and bumper. Needless to say, I was totally embarrassed.

Answer 9

When I was younger I broke my leg, my mom took me to the doctor and she (the doctor) told me what I wasn't allowed to do... excetra...

But at the end she just summed it all up as "Well just stay a vegitable for a few weeks and then come and see me."

it got my cast on and left... for the following few days all I ate so many vegitables, I swear my skin was almost orange from eating so many carrots.

When I went back to the doctor's office she asked why I was orange and I told her I tried to become a vegitable... she laughed and laughed and laughed and then finally told me that she just meant that I shouldn't be moving around too much.

Answer 10

my most embarrasing moment was back when I was in grade 10. I was in the parenting class, which you know they teach you about parenting, so one day I had a question I was supposed to refer to the teacher by name, but I accidentally called her mommy infront of the whole class.

Answer 11

My class went on this field trip to the roller dome. We were roller blading/skating and I was really bad at it. I couldnt stop so for me to stop I would just run into a wall. One time I was going to run into this little wall that went up to about my knees. I put my hands out to stop and instead of stopping I flipped over the ledge head first and landed on the other side. I looked up and this boy was standing right above me just staring at me. He didn't say anything, he just stared. He finally just walked away. It was so bad.....