Entertainment & Music - 26 July 2006

What is Tweety's age??
He is a bird that lives with granny, he is a cartoon character that has an enemy named Sylvester..

2006-07-26 22:25:09 · 3 answers · asked by funky_bt_cute 1 in Television

2006-07-26 22:25:05 · 6 answers · asked by lkyalvin 3 in Movies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.

8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

11. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know
when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

2006-07-26 22:24:36 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

what is the worst injury you have ever had? i cut a hole in my leg and cut my muscle in half. i had to get 16 stiches on my muscle and 16 on my leg. and about 3 months ago i fell off my bike and cut a huge chunk of skin off my ball sack and had to get 8 stitches, no joke.

2006-07-26 22:23:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I catch a Road Runner??......i feel pity for Coyote !!! Plz give me some ideas ??

2006-07-26 22:23:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

tainted love in that it had a beat similar to it.

2006-07-26 22:23:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-26 22:23:08 · 23 answers · asked by hmmm... 2 in Polls & Surveys

you can only pick one

2006-07-26 22:22:52 · 16 answers · asked by plev66 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-26 22:21:35 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

CBI for me!

2006-07-26 22:21:28 · 21 answers · asked by Sue K 1 in Television

i just start playing my trumpet then i went to fix a sandwich....next thing i know it my trumpet's mouthpiece is stuck in my trumpet and its kinda hard for me to pull it out can somebody plz help me?

2006-07-26 22:19:21 · 5 answers · asked by bes1400 1 in Movies

2006-07-26 22:18:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone remember a childrens sci-fi TV series from the 1970's called "Time Slip"? It was on ITV. It involved a sort of time portal through which the characters could slip in and out. It was quite spooky! Any details would be nice!

2006-07-26 22:18:11 · 3 answers · asked by grpr1964 4 in Television

2006-07-26 22:18:10 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

here I can write a gangsta rap/ hip hop song:

Yo, Yo, here comes the Octavi-MC.
yo ... YEAH
Here we go..
Come all ma *******
Yeah!
Cops like to beat us yo! Yeah I hate pigs!
Yeah!
Look at all my honeys ****** **** ******** yo with my ******
YEAH!
(Enter two "shortys" whoring around)
I love it when ****** ***** ****** oh oh!
YEAH!
I grew up in the ghetto so I had no choice but to kill someone YO!
*No choice brother*
etc
etc

2006-07-26 22:16:46 · 5 answers · asked by Octavius 2 in Music

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."

2006-07-26 22:16:23 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

PATRONS ARE REQUESTED TO REFRAIN FROM DISPOSING OF THEIR CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE URINAL AS THEY BECOME SOGGY AND DIFFICULT TO LIGHT.

THANK YOU
THE MGMT

2006-07-26 22:16:04 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who is your favorite character and why?

2006-07-26 22:16:04 · 2 answers · asked by orkid 1 in Television

Have Amazon Prime? Do you like it? Is it worth $79 a year?

2006-07-26 22:15:25 · 2 answers · asked by Catnipgirl 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-26 22:13:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

so just hit the floor don't ask for more.......and i'm wasting my time wasting my time.... whoa again???????

2006-07-26 22:13:32 · 10 answers · asked by Dallas 2 in Music

2006-07-26 22:13:11 · 9 answers · asked by Kenneth A 1 in Music

Does anybody know where I could download full HOK cd's (don't say limewire, I've already tried)?

2006-07-26 22:12:24 · 1 answers · asked by crazy8s622 2 in Music

Matt's dad picked him up from school one afternoon. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.

Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."

"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

2006-07-26 22:11:39 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I now find it necessary to post the following warning and disclaimer message with all my questions.

WARNING!
THIS IS A SARCASTIC QUESTION!
IT WAS ONLY DONE AS A JOKE!

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2006-07-26 22:10:47 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I want the song True Faith by Dahil Ikaw lyrics in english. Here is the video on youtube for reference. Just looking for the lyrics to this song in english. I really like it and would appreciate it. Thanks?

2006-07-26 22:10:01 · 3 answers · asked by Jake K 1 in Music

2006-07-26 22:08:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I had recived above msg from my friend. Pls help me.

2006-07-26 22:08:54 · 5 answers · asked by Somashekhar 1 in Other - Entertainment

A Newfoundlander enters his favorite ritzy restaurant in Toronto and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone.


He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.


The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."


After reading the note, the Newfoundlander sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know - BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL are in my garage; plus I have over 10 million dollars in the bank. But -- not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the bottle back."

2006-07-26 22:08:30 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-26 22:08:14 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Television