A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."
2006-07-26 22:16:23 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
roflmao!!!
2006-07-30 09:52:26 · answer #1 · answered by athorgarak 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was going to put down a witty answer but can think of any that will beat what you just posted. I am standing and applauding. Best joke ever. Keep 'em coming.
2006-07-27 05:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugly women out here won't like this one
2006-07-27 05:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love this joke lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-27 06:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Shame! Lol.
2006-07-27 19:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋