1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
11. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know
when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
2006-07-26 22:24:36 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! You are awesome! You really are! The only jokes I can think of are the lame old...
A man walked into a bar.. oouch
Two men walked into a bar..you'd have thought one would have seen it!
..and..
Five guys walked into a bar, why didnt the sixth? - he ducked
So, to end! You are admired by me, a fifteen year old! Keep up the good work :D
2006-07-26 22:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by The Kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will would desire to circulate to the drug keep for this... so no longer residing house therapy despite if that's the wonderful element I certainly have discovered. i've got tried approximately each therapy there is. that's referred to as Iodex. It sounds like axle grease yet once you employ it your poison ivy would be ineffective day after on the instant. to apply it although you will desire to wreck each and all of the guidelines: a million. scrape open the blisters and sparkling with cleansing soap and water. 2. dry off and immediately prepare the Iodex then conceal with gauze or a mushy dry fabric so which you will no longer wipe the Iodex off by probability. the subsequent morning you will see that the poison ivy is ineffective. you will probable would desire to ask the pharmacist to get it for you because it heavily isn't out on a shelf or reveal. that's no longer prescription. be sure you ask for the single which is for cuts and abrasions. @JenV: thank you for that. such as you I certainly have been coated from head to foot, many cases. i will would desire to offer your Neoxyn a attempt. it is the 1st I certainly have heard of it.
2016-12-10 16:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good remedies, i should try the mouse trap one lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-26 23:11:35 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh huh, uh huh (nods head vigorously) absolutely. Live by them.
2006-07-30 13:23:58 · answer #4 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good advice.
2006-07-26 22:54:53 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are those your guide to life
2006-07-26 22:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋