Entertainment & Music - 25 July 2006

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me.

2006-07-25 12:43:52 · 12 answers · asked by christine 3 in Jokes & Riddles

how do u feel bout selena and why(i luv her)

2006-07-25 12:43:01 · 11 answers · asked by anonymous 1 in Celebrities

They are so weird.

2006-07-25 12:42:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-25 12:42:07 · 6 answers · asked by phantasy_one 2 in Music

just a question

2006-07-25 12:41:27 · 13 answers · asked by juicy 2 in Music

2006-07-25 12:41:25 · 18 answers · asked by butterfly 2 in Polls & Surveys

A pill in which you could eat anything you want all day and night, without gaining weight.
would you try it?
i mean, it would be fun, to have a large pizza for breakfast, a whole meatloaf for lunch and another pizza for dinner, and for dessert, 2 chocolate sundaes and a bag of chips

2006-07-25 12:41:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anø1eus© 6 in Polls & Surveys

I mean look at Usher... haven't heard him for a long time... 50 cent... last i heard of him was like a year ago... black eyed peas, green day, good charlotte etc. etc. They're at the #1 spot on MTV and then suddenly they aren't seen or heard of for like months or years even? Why does this virtually always happen?

2006-07-25 12:40:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A boy played in the mud!

Want to hear a clean joke???

That boy took a bath!


hahahahahahah

ok, I have way to much time on my hands.......wowsers!

but c'mon.....haha

2006-07-25 12:40:12 · 12 answers · asked by Scoot 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-25 12:39:54 · 15 answers · asked by Rodanz 4 in Movies

It is sung by a girl group (maybe 3 ) I heard it about a week ago on a 70's/to current music station.

2006-07-25 12:39:52 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i just wanted to go to a anime chat and i can't find one!! HELP!

2006-07-25 12:39:44 · 2 answers · asked by tamahome_is_sexy 1 in Television

awesome band

2006-07-25 12:38:57 · 19 answers · asked by Legend 4 in Music

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k26/destinyschild13/PICT0291.jpg

first one right gets 10 pts !

2006-07-25 12:38:47 · 24 answers · asked by yer5yey5 2 in Other - Entertainment

Who did you want Molly Ringwald to wind up with at the end, Ducky or Blaine? I liked Ducky better.

2006-07-25 12:38:29 · 14 answers · asked by dannygirl 3 in Movies

10 points to whoever can make me laugh like a big stupid:-)

2006-07-25 12:38:05 · 13 answers · asked by Alex 42 2 in Jokes & Riddles

thats ongoing. for example....
how do u get an elephant in the refrigirator?
shove it in and close the door
how do u get a panther in a refrigirator?
take the elephant out, shove it in and close the door
every animal is at a meeting except which 1?
the panther

ect. or just put any funny joke!!!!

2006-07-25 12:37:49 · 4 answers · asked by ניקול 4 in Jokes & Riddles

any goodmovies with nude scenes of Elizabeth Hurley?

2006-07-25 12:37:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What was the name of the song they released recently which sampled a well known samba song? The samba song was associated with soccer and Brazil.

I would also like the name of that song.

2006-07-25 12:37:09 · 2 answers · asked by Dude 3 in Music

2006-07-25 12:36:38 · 16 answers · asked by i_left_my_mind_with_the_baby 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why was Vietnam in Miss Universe 2005 but not 2006? I was just wondering why. was Vietnam kicked off or something? cuz i wanna c Vietnam up there and represent my country

2006-07-25 12:36:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I want to know a song from The Mask. (The one with Jim Carrey) I don't know the name of it, but it is the song that Jim Carrey is dancing with Cameron Diaz.

2006-07-25 12:35:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

plzzz don't say bear share cause i have it... and it does work but everything is the bill clinton thing!

2006-07-25 12:34:42 · 2 answers · asked by hot_chick_1072 1 in Music

1)All in the family? 2)Sanford & son? 3)The Jeffersons? 4)Barney Miller? 5) Welcome Back Kotter? My vote would go to Sanford & son.

2006-07-25 12:34:25 · 11 answers · asked by Scooter_loves_his_dad 7 in Television

Why is it that when a person tells a joke about "african-americans" he gets his a** reamed, but when a person tells jokes about "white-american" most people laugh? A joke is a joke, cripe! Get over it!

2006-07-25 12:33:41 · 23 answers · asked by ItsMe 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-25 12:33:26 · 5 answers · asked by Why_so_serious? 5 in Television

2006-07-25 12:33:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

It seems like alot of people on this site enjoy pressing the report abuse button.

2006-07-25 12:31:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-25 12:31:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-25 12:31:07 · 9 answers · asked by Legend 4 in Music