A boy played in the mud!
Want to hear a clean joke???
That boy took a bath!
hahahahahahah
ok, I have way to much time on my hands.......wowsers!
but c'mon.....haha
2006-07-25 12:40:12 · 12 answers · asked by Scoot 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First I have to say that was a great joke. Second like flowers mama tought him in Bambi, If you can't say something nice, then shut the hell up. Keep the jokes comming
2006-07-25 17:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by Calamity 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As long as you ended with a clean one, I thought I would follow suit.
Traffic Stress
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him."
The officer continued, "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me toSunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car"
2006-07-25 13:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no learn this !! When the American bought to the moon, the The Chines center of that, "so why do not we get to the solar?"President stated, "But sir We cannot on the grounds that we're going to get burnt"stated some of the ministers..........."No your idiot We'll get there within the night time no longer within the day" incidentally I am from Iraq And excuse me if there are a few errors in my writting.
2016-08-28 17:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, o boy. That was about cringe worthy. I got the douche chills all over.
2006-07-25 13:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by Pappa Poopy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that isn't even worth a response! lame-o
2006-07-25 12:41:46 · answer #5 · answered by morgan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny!!
2006-07-25 12:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by ניקול 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Those are funny. Keep those jokes coming!!!!! Thanks for the laugh and the points!!!! LMAO!!!!!
2006-07-25 12:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i geuse
2006-07-25 12:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha NOT!
2006-07-25 13:34:24 · answer #9 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me chuckle. :-)
2006-07-25 13:52:38 · answer #10 · answered by Leadfoot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋