Christmas Cookie Ingredients
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo
to check quality. Take a large
bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of
the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar..Beat again. At this
point it's best to make sure the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in
case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and
add to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a
drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who
giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice
and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat
off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out,
finish the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
2006-07-24
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