Christmas Cookie Ingredients
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo
to check quality. Take a large
bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of
the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar..Beat again. At this
point it's best to make sure the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in
case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and
add to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a
drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who
giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice
and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat
off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out,
finish the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
2006-07-24 15:29:39 · 5 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaoo!ahaha!
the crawler receipe!!!... and before you throw the bowl out the window...walk outside make sure nobodys around.. then away it goes..don't want them ewey thingy on top of someones head lmao! cose juervo! aha lolz
2006-07-24 16:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.
She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."
Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
2006-07-24 23:47:11 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's July?
2006-07-24 22:36:49 · answer #3 · answered by keb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho merry f;;;en christmas. now weres my 10 christmas cookies.
2006-07-24 22:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hery vilarious
2006-07-25 10:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by maria f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋