a man was driving on a busy street when he got caught in a traffic jam. as he was waiting in his car, a man rapped on his window. he wound down the window and the guy outside said,"George bush is being held hostage by a bunch of terrorists further up on the road. they demand 500 bucks or they'll pour petrol on Bush and burn him to death."
The man pulled out his wallet and asked,"about how muchare the others donating?" the guy outside grinned, lifted up a petrol can and replied,"about 1 litre"
2006-07-21
19:28:00
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