Tell me a good joke?

Question

Well before you tell me heres a funny question
If mexico tried to build a spaceship would it just be a big trash can with fireworks attached? Tell me te answer, and then tell me your joke.

Answer 1

Driving Across The Country

Four women were driving across the country.

Each one was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, California, and Mexico.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from California.

"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"

Inspired, the gal from California opened the car door, and pushed the Mexican out.

Answer 2

A True Story Of Love - Very Touching.


A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love
with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like
it at all,and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for
a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but
could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a
local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you
to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each othertruly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple
went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that
day.

While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his
wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her
senses. It was only after sometimes that she recovered from her shock. The funeral
and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an
old lady.The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy
from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the
dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and
told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes
which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the
same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady
gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible will
happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the
clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone
knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her
dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked
the girl.

She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied...

"Try Surf Exel Washing Powder... just a dab and it will remove all
stubborn stains!!!" .

I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too.

Answer 3

yeah
You Know You're Puerto Rican When...
You have been spanked with a folded leather belt and/or "chancletas" ...leather ones!

You know your mom is sneaking up on you cause you can hear her "chancletas" flapping on the linoleum floor.

Your mom yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and you only live in a one bedroom apartment.

You've ever called linoleum floor a "rug"

You can get to your house blindfolded by the smell of the "chuletas."

You say "Vamoj pa' encima" or "mete mano" instead of "Let's get started."

You got scared whenever someone mentioned "el CUUUCO"!!!

You remember every Christmas those "aguinaldos" that abuela used to sing for you.

You've gone to titi's house and passed through the "bead curtain" in the living room.

You know someone who owns a conga, bongos and/or a cowbell.

You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on the tv and under the tv.

You have a porcelain cat/dog/rooster or frog on a doilie in your living room.

You have a perpetually semi-drunk uncle.

Someone in your family is named Maria, Charlie, Papo, Ana or Carmen.

You call rug-carpeta , roof-rufo, parking-palkin, stress-estress, library-libreria (instead of biblioteca), boiler-boila, sucker-soca, or to knock-noquiar.

You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold.

You need a cup of coffee after every meal, expresso boricua style "con leche".

Your sister has hair on her legs and as much moustache as your father.

One of your aunt's weighs over 300 pounds.

You have one or more cousins in and out of jail.

Your uncle has more gold in his mouth and/or neck than you've ever seen.

You have sat in a two-passenger car with over 5 people in it.

You put a big Puerto Rican flag on your car... an a PR bumper sticker.

You have a picture of "Cristo" or a crucifix in your house.

You actually think some names begin with "Ave Maria purma, Papo."

You walk around saying "chacho" or "chacha" or "ay,bendito".

You have said, "no, hombe" instead of "no, hombre" to both sexes.

You do that funny pointing thing with your nose and if the person doesn't understand you, you use the lips for emphasis.

You can speak with your face: twitch like a rabbit to ask "what do you want? or nod your head upwards to mean "wassup?"

You have driven a "cheby" (Chevy) or a "forito" (Ford)!

You call all sneakers "loj tennis" and the Converse are "loj champion".

All cereal is called "con-flei"

All brands of diapers are called "pampel".

You have ever ground pl?nos and/or fingers for pasteles during Christmas time.

Your car has fifteen speakers in it and you fix it every weekend.

You remember when Heineken replaced Shaeffer and Schlitz.

Your dinner consists of a "mixta"...rice and beans and some kind of meat.

Your uncle has a wife and a "corteja" or "chilla".

You've put a penny on your forehead to stop a nose bleed.

Your mother has put a balled up piece of thread on your baby cousin's forehead to stop her hiccups.

You have at least thirty cousins.

You know how to drive "estandard" or "estick" shift.

You can tell the difference between Cafe Rico and anything else.

A coqui's sound has driven you crazy.

Your grandmother thinks Vick's vapor-rub is the miracle cure for everything.

You're proud to be Puerto Rican - and you pass these jokes on to all your Puerto Rican friends!

Answer 4

ahahaha! that joke was hilarious!! lmao good one@ *heidi*

got no clue..am not a spaceship builder..lolz but here's 1:

What was the President's name in 1950?

Answer 5

Yea I guess.

What do you call 4 blondes at a 4 way stop? Eternity!

Answer 6

probably.
If you want the best jokes go to swearasuarus.com [I probably spelled that wrong]