no offense to blondes, my daughters and best friend are blonde and we have a lot of fun with these jokes. =)
blessings,
lily
2006-07-21 19:34:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
artificial intelligence. =)
What does a blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot
How do you measure a blonde's IQ?
With a tire gauge
What goes vrooom-screeech, vrooom-screeech, ...?
A blonde driving through a flashing read light.
What is a blond doing when she gasps at the air?
Collecting her thoughts?
What did the blonde yell in an emergency?
What's the number for 911?
I once knew a suicidal blonde.
Dyed by her own hands.
What happened when the blonde tried to blow up her husband's car?
She burned her lips.
Why was the blonde depressed when she looked at her driver's license?
She got an "F" in sex.
Why is the company only hiring blondes?
They're trying to lighten their overhead.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do you call it when Suzanne Sommers tries to teach Madonna to cook?
The blonde leading the blonde.
Why do blonde's wear pony-tails?
To hide the valve stem.
A blonde was driving to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left," so she
turned around and went home.
Why don't you let blondes take coffee breaks?
If takes too long to retrain them
How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
She gets the Pop-Tart out of the toaster in one piece.
What's the fastest way to drown a blonde?
Tell her that the tiles on the bottom of the pool are scratch and sniff.
Why doesn't it work?
There is enough hot air in her to last for three hours.
Why marry a blonde?
So you can park in the handicapped spots.
Did you hear about the blonde and the jigsaw puzzle? She was so proud of herself because it
took her only two months to complete it, and the box said "2-to-5 years."
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the W's
Two blondes were walking along. One looked down and said, "Those are deer tracks." The
other said, "No, those are bear tracks." They were still standing there arguing when the train
came along and ran over them.
What does a blonde say when the doctor tells her she's pregnant?
Is it mine?
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
T-shirt Slogan: "I'm a natural blonde. Please speak slowly."
Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
To remind themselves that their Toes Go In First.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations
What do you call five blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes
What do you call ten blondes standing in a row?
A wind tunnel.
=)
2006-07-22 00:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Em 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg.....very humorous fantastic...fantastic.......made me lol...good activity...keep up the best jokes blonde version of who must be a millionaire: fastest finger question: placed those Rocky videos so as taking off with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde females drove to Disneyland.They noted an illustration that stated "Disneyland Left" so that they went left and went again abode. they stumbled on 2 blonde females frozen to demise of their automobile on the force-in action picture theatre. They went to be certain "Closed For The wintry climate". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant parent out how they get 8 cups water interior the koolaid packet Did you listen about the blonde that changed into fired on the M&M organization? They stuck her throwing away each of the W'S. medical professional (making use of a stethoscope): "large breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the field
2016-10-15 01:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poser
2006-07-21 20:20:50 · answer #3 · answered by down2_the_wire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
artificial intelligence how do you make a blond a brunette? turn her upside down hehe check ya later ♥
2006-07-21 19:40:04 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love will make you mine
Creep up from behind
Get you jumping out of your skin
Angel...it's sink or swim
2006-07-21 19:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a stripper
2006-07-21 20:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she get the wrong color or she didnt know how to mix them so she didnt
2006-07-21 21:32:06 · answer #7 · answered by azaab_habibi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
artificial intelligence
2006-07-21 19:38:35 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a fake brunette :) lol
2006-07-21 19:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by *rocker chic* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confused!!
2006-07-21 19:59:59 · answer #10 · answered by Kathryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋