god always come down to the earth every year to ask all the thing that live in this planet, this year he came and first he asked the trees " it is easy being trees", trees said yes, than god asked the same question to dick and dick said " it ain't easy being dick........., i've got a head that i can't think with.........., an eye that i can't see out of.............., i have to hang aroud with two nuts all the time.............., my closest neighbor is a real asshole.............., my best friend is pus*y and every time i get exited i always throw up!
god " wow! it really ain't easy being dick"

2006-07-17 07:10:56 · 43 answers · asked by Rian H 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who wants to quit their job with me?

we will all unite and take over the world!!

2006-07-17 07:10:18 · 16 answers · asked by Alie 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Name something a person might lie about at their class reunion?

2006-07-17 07:09:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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what do you think makes it so hard for you to overcome your "flaws"?

not what other ppl say are your flaws. (although that may contribute to your opinion of yourself)

2006-07-17 07:09:33 · 9 answers · asked by crazygreeniis 3 in Polls & Surveys

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~~~~~~Jokes, anyone~~~~~~?

Do you have any funny jokes??? The shorter the better!

2006-07-17 07:08:53 · 19 answers · asked by A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the best roadtrip song or CD?

Going on a loooong roadtrip and want to pick some good songs and CDs. Also good summertime music?

Thanks!

2006-07-17 07:08:46 · 15 answers · asked by AnnaB 2 in Music

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What is that pink thing that is located on top of the green circular..?

floating gadjet that sits buy the golden pile of stuff?

2006-07-17 07:08:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why do you suppose Britney Spears married Kevin Federline? Do you think their marriage will last?

2006-07-17 07:07:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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How do I start a advice site for fee?

How can I make a free website where people can a ask me for advice and I can respond to them.

2006-07-17 07:07:46 · 3 answers · asked by jamale f 1 in Music

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Who is the better comedic actor Will Ferrell or Mike Meyers, and why?

2006-07-17 07:07:22 · 14 answers · asked by Just some PE Teacher 2 in Celebrities

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What do you think of the new Emo trend?

The whole guys wearing girls pants thing. Do you like it or not? I think it's retarded.

2006-07-17 07:06:48 · 10 answers · asked by Someone 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What' s your favorite movie?

I think American movies are the best in the world... I'm Italian and our movies are horrible... So, please suggest me some movies I can watch.. Thank u! I love U.S.A.!

2006-07-17 07:06:19 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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