Entertainment & Music - 17 July 2006

2006-07-17 01:09:45 · 15 answers · asked by chaopred 3 in Horoscopes

2006-07-17 01:09:33 · 10 answers · asked by SeeNoEvil 6 in Polls & Surveys

1.Babies screaming uncontrollably
2.Firecrackers blowing up
3.dogs constantly barking
4.Are we there yet?
5.We didnt receive your payment for this months utility...etc..
6.Timber!
7.Duck! or Heads up!
8.Lets see your license and registration..
9.You have the right to remain silent...etc..
10.Say cheese!
11.Your credit card has been denied/rejected
12.Hey we're out of toilet paper!

2006-07-17 01:09:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I ain't got a BIG ego! Hell no, I'm much too freaking cool for that shi!!

Call your thing*

Although it was their first date she was anything but shy and soon had his donger in her hand.

"What's your pet name for it?" she asked. "I know some fellows call it D*ck*, their Willie or their Peter. What do you call yours?"

"I don't call mine anything," he said. "It always comes without being called."

*Edited for YA!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-17 01:08:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-17 01:08:09 · 7 answers · asked by SeeNoEvil 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-17 01:07:29 · 23 answers · asked by Sweetlemonman 4 in Polls & Surveys

please tell im going to my first sweet16 birthday party

2006-07-17 01:05:36 · 15 answers · asked by jazzy6105 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-17 01:05:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-17 01:04:53 · 9 answers · asked by Sweetlemonman 4 in Polls & Surveys

Corny as you like. Quantity more important than quality. My daughters always ask me to tell them jokes and I just don't know enough! Any contributions gratefully accepted. (ages 9 - 12)

2006-07-17 01:02:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

can someone pls let me know some real hip hop/rap, r&B, house ,dance songs pls as im tring to get a cd done...need new tracks any suggestion...pls no sleezy *** pop!
best list gets 10 points...good luck!

2006-07-17 01:02:13 · 9 answers · asked by cassie 2 in Music

There is this new country song that I heard yesterday and I do not know the name of the artist but it is a female and she sings a song called "Tim McGraw". That is the title of the song.... anyone know who it is?

2006-07-17 01:00:06 · 4 answers · asked by southinkuknowmusic 2 in Music

2006-07-17 00:59:17 · 14 answers · asked by smily 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-17 00:58:47 · 16 answers · asked by smily 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-17 00:58:04 · 16 answers · asked by my brain hurts 5 in Television

2006-07-17 00:55:45 · 15 answers · asked by sonia 1 in Music

I have no right to judge other people its just my bad way of getting attention, can you all please forgive me???

2006-07-17 00:53:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I understand Justin is in London at the moment, when is my next chance to possibly meet up with him and I was wondering when I could "bump into him" and meet him.

2006-07-17 00:52:48 · 3 answers · asked by ebay_jamielpd 2 in Celebrities

So far, i've just been sitting at home and passing my time on the internet...i know thats so sad!

I don't know what catagory to put this in!

2006-07-17 00:50:35 · 18 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3 in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy. "I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."

2006-07-17 00:49:54 · 17 answers · asked by Joga Bonito 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-17 00:47:55 · 20 answers · asked by hi 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-17 00:46:53 · 12 answers · asked by TheQuestion 3 in Music

do u like the book and would u recomend it 2 me??

2006-07-17 00:44:10 · 6 answers · asked by czar 3 in Polls & Surveys

what do you do
if not do you want to be?

2006-07-17 00:43:36 · 27 answers · asked by rekha c 3 in Polls & Surveys

or the details about the latest, innovative, inexpensive, eco-friendly septic systems?

2006-07-17 00:42:57 · 14 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-17 00:42:39 · 8 answers · asked by 2BaD4u 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-17 00:41:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anthony A 1 in Television

2006-07-17 00:41:33 · 18 answers · asked by LITHIUM _ 女の子 2 in Celebrities

n dont tell me that downloading is illegal and crap. just tell me where 2 get it from

2006-07-17 00:36:31 · 4 answers · asked by sacred_90 2 in Television

2006-07-17 00:35:45 · 14 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Jokes & Riddles