god always come down to the earth every year to ask all the thing that live in this planet, this year he came and first he asked the trees " it is easy being trees", trees said yes, than god asked the same question to dick and dick said " it ain't easy being dick........., i've got a head that i can't think with.........., an eye that i can't see out of.............., i have to hang aroud with two nuts all the time.............., my closest neighbor is a real asshole.............., my best friend is pus*y and every time i get exited i always throw up!
god " wow! it really ain't easy being dick"
2006-07-17 07:10:56 · 43 answers · asked by Rian H 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you lost me at GOD
2006-07-17 07:12:03 · answer #1 · answered by kubrickian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just fell off of my chair larfin.... but maybee you need to consider a few things like... Why is E-Mail like dick ?
-Those who have it would be devastated if it were cut off.
-Those who have it somehow believe those who don't are inferior
-Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat but doubt it's worth all the
fuss that those who have it make about it.
-Many of those who don't have it would like to try it; phenomenon
psychologists call E-Male Envy.
-It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any work done.
-In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to
the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it
should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
-If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
-We attach an importance to it far greater than its size and influence
warrant.
-If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of
trouble.
2006-07-17 07:13:57 · answer #2 · answered by insenergy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I know I broke the rules but I could just not resist reading a good joke and I think yours is pretty funny.
2006-07-17 07:25:08 · answer #3 · answered by ladygodiva03111969 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old 1 I heard that way back when I went to church, like the '70s. It was funny having some1 tell it but w/o facial expresiona & tone of voice it falls flat! Keep trying though!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-17 07:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I aggree I don't see how God pertains to the joke
2006-07-17 07:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by fosterb_2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its good, but you can get rid of that whole tree part, iot just takes away from the rest of the joke.
And dont make dick sound like a person, make it actaully be a dick...........hahaha but is a good one!
2006-07-17 07:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really. It is very sophomoric, crude, and unnecessarily insulting to religions. Enjoy the rest of your freshman year in college!
2006-07-17 07:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is Dick, by any chance, a real dick?
2006-07-17 07:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Rian....Don't listen to all those men that are Poo-Poo'n yer joke. l know you said yer jokes for men only but I've got boobs and thought that was pretty damb funny!
Good job kiddo!
Smileycat : )
2006-07-17 07:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by SmileyCat : ) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's been around the block so many times, it's lost it's funny.
2006-07-17 07:37:08 · answer #10 · answered by pq4u72 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope...not funny.
It's also just a rewording of another joke. So you've taken a semi-funny joke and made less funny.
2006-07-17 07:12:42 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋