two blondes walk into a bar you would of thought on of them would have seen it!
Q:why was the blonde fired fired from the m&m factory?
A:she kept throwing away all the w's!
Q:a blonde and a brunette jumped of a cliff,who landed first?
A:the brunette,b/c the blonde had to stop and ask for directions!
there is a magic mirror and if you ever tell a lie while looking into it you will poof away forever. so a brunette walks up 2to it and says," im the coolest person in the world!" and poofs away. a red head walks up to it and says i got an "a" on my science test!" and she also poofs away. so a blonde walks up last to the magic mirror and says," i think...." and she also poofs away forever.
two blondes are driving to disney world they see a sign that says "disney world left" so they turned around and went home.
2006-07-17
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