wanna hear a few blonde jokes?

Question

two blondes walk into a bar you would of thought on of them would have seen it!

Q:why was the blonde fired fired from the m&m factory?
A:she kept throwing away all the w's!

Q:a blonde and a brunette jumped of a cliff,who landed first?
A:the brunette,b/c the blonde had to stop and ask for directions!

there is a magic mirror and if you ever tell a lie while looking into it you will poof away forever. so a brunette walks up 2to it and says," im the coolest person in the world!" and poofs away. a red head walks up to it and says i got an "a" on my science test!" and she also poofs away. so a blonde walks up last to the magic mirror and says," i think...." and she also poofs away forever.

two blondes are driving to disney world they see a sign that says "disney world left" so they turned around and went home.

Answer 1

Ha ha! That's funny!

Here's a few:

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the sidewalk. The brunette looks down and says, "Aww. . .A dead bird. :-(" The blonde looks up and say, "Where? :-P"

A brunette is walking down the sidewalk saying, "88. . .88. . .88. . ." and a blonde comes and says, "Hey, whatchya doin?" The brunette says, "Oh, just countin." the blonde says, "Can I count too?" The brunette says, "Sure" So they keep on walkin and sayin, "88. . .88. . .88. . ." Then the brunette suddenly turns to the blonde and says, "Ya know, it's a lot more fun to go out in the middle of that busy street and count" So the blonde goes out and counts in the middle of the street, "88. . .88. . .88. . ." Then a car comes and hits her and she dies. The brunette starts goin, "89. . .89. . .89. . ."

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Answer 2

That's so hilarious!!!!

I got one for you.

There's this blonde that walks into an electronics store. She tells the cashier that she wants to buy a t.v. she has, and the cashier says, " We don't sell to blondes."
The next day the blonde comes back after sh dyed her hair brown. She tries to buy the same t.v., but the cashier says the same thing.
The next day she dyed her hair red and tried to buy the t.v. The cashier says to her again that they don't sell to blondes. And the blonde asks, " How do you know that I'm a blonde?! I've come in here with brown and red hair, but you still know! How!?"
Then the cashier says, "I know you're a blonde because that's not a t.v., it's a microwave."

Answer 3

Thats cute..

Answer 4

I've heard these before but they are always funny.

Answer 5

haha this are funny i like the disney one1 HAHA

Answer 6

HTOSE JOKES ARE SOOO FUNNY EXEPT I'M A BLOND~JK

Answer 7

errr I cant say anything or my girl will kill me lol and shes sitting next to me. o damn she just hit me .

Answer 8

hilarious

Answer 9

HA HA HA lmao

Answer 10

Those were cute!