Entertainment & Music - 10 July 2006

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little
boy on
his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he
said,
''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ψnice horse you got
their sir,
did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

the little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa
to put
the di ck underneath the horse instead of on top.''


heh heh

2006-07-10 15:06:01 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-10 15:05:53 · 54 answers · asked by Pete Allison 6 in Polls & Surveys

that goes "...except for Monday, which was never good anyway. Tuesday I get a little sidways. Wednesday I feel better just for spite. Thursday, Friday, take too long....before I know it Saturday's gone...and it's Sunday now you can bet that I'm alright..."

2006-07-10 15:05:34 · 7 answers · asked by Erica1203 1 in Music

I want to see the best of day and nightlife. What clubs are hot?

2006-07-10 15:05:20 · 2 answers · asked by Judy W 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-10 15:05:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-10 15:04:09 · 1 answers · asked by rodriguez4802@sbcglobal.net 1 in Movies

The song may or may not have been released in the 80s. Natalie Cole did one version.

2006-07-10 15:04:02 · 2 answers · asked by Darius C 1 in Music

how many? what are the titles? any in Asian or Indian cinema?

2006-07-10 15:03:47 · 5 answers · asked by justin M 1 in Movies

2006-07-10 15:03:40 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

People have told me a bunch of different things...

2006-07-10 15:03:31 · 6 answers · asked by apbudge 1 in Music

2006-07-10 15:03:31 · 22 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

I need your opinion.

2006-07-10 15:03:24 · 15 answers · asked by Rocko 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-10 15:03:00 · 13 answers · asked by ddunc007 1 in Music

2006-07-10 15:02:34 · 10 answers · asked by no~name~needed 1 in Music

What do you think ??? do you like it???

2006-07-10 15:02:33 · 7 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Movies

2006-07-10 15:02:26 · 23 answers · asked by Pete Allison 6 in Polls & Surveys

anyone have any good suggestions on a song to remind me of my father who passed away 10 months ago?????

2006-07-10 15:02:05 · 8 answers · asked by Kimberly W 2 in Music

does anyone know if the high school musical cast are going on tour? dont say no if u dont know only answer if u do know. is Vanessa anne hudgens going on tour? are the cheetah grls?

2006-07-10 15:01:43 · 8 answers · asked by gemini_chica12 1 in Celebrities

It seems like sometimes they forget about a character or change their mind and drop a story line and pick up on something else...or do you think it's intentionally done to trick us?

2006-07-10 15:01:29 · 2 answers · asked by Top 99% 3 in Television

2006-07-10 15:01:16 · 7 answers · asked by sweets 2 in Television

Damn, she just disappeared.

I thought she was arrogant and unlikeable. I'm glad she's not on TV anymore. She must have finally made all the right people mad.

2006-07-10 15:00:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

its like... and if I ever fall in love again i will be sure the lady is a friend and f I ever fall in love so true I will be sure the ladys just like you

2006-07-10 14:59:47 · 8 answers · asked by the world will never know 2 in Music

mine would be a tie between everlong and learn to fly.

2006-07-10 14:59:31 · 8 answers · asked by Jason F 2 in Music

2006-07-10 14:58:35 · 3 answers · asked by Lorrie 1 in Music

I like Ashanti. She writes all her songs and she's really pretty.

2006-07-10 14:57:58 · 30 answers · asked by geniya_01 1 in Music

2006-07-10 14:57:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-10 14:57:49 · 70 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

yeah as someone stated to my question early people are sleeping on them but is okay both of them are doing they thing and nobody can't stop them thanks everyone for there comments.

2006-07-10 14:57:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

people have to answer with their smart "behind" answers? Is that necessary, If the question doesn't pertain to you ,or you're offended by it, then scroll down and by pass it!!

2006-07-10 14:57:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm sure at sell out concerts, there are massive seats that are bought from scalpers. Do they sell tickets at the last minute, for face value, to get rid of them. I'm looking on line for a concert I want to take my son to, but the section I want is way too much and the concert is 2 1/2 wks away.

2006-07-10 14:57:28 · 7 answers · asked by Call me X 1 in Music