There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little
boy on
his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he
said,
''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ψnice horse you got
their sir,
did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
the little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa
to put
the di ck underneath the horse instead of on top.''
heh heh
2006-07-10 15:06:01 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one!
2006-07-10 15:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by Annette H 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
lack of existence of an Engineer An engineer dies and comments to the pearly gates. St. Peter assessments his report and says, "Ah, you`re an engineer -- you`re interior the incorrect position." So the engineer comments to the gates of hell and is enable in. fantastically quickly, the engineer receives disillusioned with the point of convenience in hell, and starts designing and construction advancements. After a lengthy time period, they`ve were given air con and flush lavatories and escalators, and the engineer is a fantastically widespread guy. sometime God calls devil up on the phone and says with a sneer, "So, how`s it taking position there in hell?" devil replies, "hi, issues are going tremendous. We`ve were given air con and flush lavatories and escalators, and there`s no telling what this engineer is going to come back up with next." God replies, "What??? You`ve were given an engineer? That`s a mistake -- he shouldn't in any respect are starting to be down there; deliver him up the following." devil says, "No way. i like having an engineer on the staff, and that i`m holding him." God says, "deliver him back up the following or I`ll sue." devil laughs uproariously and solutions, "Yeah, accurate. And in simple terms the position are YOU going to get a lawyer?" hahah
2016-10-14 08:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha...hilarious!
2006-07-10 15:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH
heheheheh
Already know this one but it is always fun to read these kind of jokes again...
2006-07-10 19:46:53 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah the boy is in trouble now
2006-07-10 15:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, I've never heard that one before.
2006-07-10 15:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-10 15:12:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-10 15:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-07-10 15:10:38 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-10 15:19:20 · answer #10 · answered by ruhhsoo251 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋