Entertainment & Music - 6 July 2006

An Aussie was sitting at a bar in Sydney when
this huge, burly
>American guy walks in. As he passes the Aussie, he hits him on the

>neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says,"That's
a
>karate chop from Korea."

>Well, the Aussie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his

>beer.
>
>The burly Yank then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks

>by the Aussie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks

>him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.

>
>The Aussie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he

>comes back and sees the burly Yank bastard sitting at the bar. He

>walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out.

>
>The Aussie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up mate, tell
him
>that was a f*ckin' crowbar from Bunnings."

2006-07-06 14:25:27 · 15 answers · asked by mark s 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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My apologies for the heart block question?

It appears someone took my question as serious. I meant for this question to serve as proof some jerk that called me a bimbo and because I was blonde blah blah....However, I caught my mistake and rephrased my question before I had even read his response. I merely wanted to show this person that not only am I not a bimbo but someone who is quite educated. My apologies for making light of something that is not.

2006-07-06 14:25:05 · 5 answers · asked by Mom of 7 gramma of 3 3 in Movies

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love it or hate it?

Avant the one who sings 4 minutes

2006-07-06 14:24:13 · 8 answers · asked by tykasia32 4 in Celebrities

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Does anyone like Shemar Moore as much as I do?

2006-07-06 14:24:11 · 9 answers · asked by teddybr 2 in Celebrities

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Is North Korea's KIM Young( or whatver his name is) , is he mad because he is frequently mocked in MADTV?

hehehehe. I would assume he watches it

2006-07-06 14:23:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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okay this is the best riddle ever?

whoever gets this firts will get 10 points dont ruin it if youve heard it before ill give you hints later if u need the
heres the riddle
one day your walking along and you decide to go into a hotel when you go inside you have to give the guy all yur money and u have no choice what happened you can ask me yes or no questions but thats all
GOOD LUCK

2006-07-06 14:22:48 · 12 answers · asked by anichols888 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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who watched Charmed and do think they made a mistake by takeing it off the air?

2006-07-06 14:22:41 · 8 answers · asked by underworld2289 2 in Television

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wHO ELSE IS SICK OF TAYLOR HICKS?

HIS FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME ENDED A LONG TIME AGO. HE NEEDS TO GO NOW!!!

2006-07-06 14:22:01 · 19 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO III 2 in Celebrities

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who would win in a fight? Trinity (from the Matrix) or Selene (from Underworld)?

___the rulez___

-nightime fight
-no guns or knives...only natural physical features (teeth, nails, claws, knuckles, etc)

2006-07-06 14:21:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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what is sex?

§êX Is funny
>>
>>You should have SEX on days that begin with T:
>>
>>Thanksgiving,
>>
>>Tuesday,
>>
>>Thursday,
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>>Today,
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>>Tomorrow,
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>>Thaturday?
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>>Thunday?
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>>Every Thucking day!
>>
>>
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>>Sex is:
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>>like Nokia (connecting people)
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>>like Nike (Just do it)
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>>like Pepsi (ask for more)
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>>like Coca Cola (Enjoy)
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>>like me (too good to be true)
>>
>>
>>
>>Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5 years of bad sex!
>>
>>
>>
>>Top 10 Places to have sex:
>>
>>In your bed
>>
>>In your parents bed
>>
>>In a car
>>
>>On a washing machine, while running
>>
>>In a hot tub
>>
>>On a beach, down in the sand
>>
>>On a comfy couch with the TV on
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>>On a waterbed
>>
>>A plane bathroom
>>
>>In the rain
>>
>>
>>
>>Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
>>In the movies
>>
>>In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
>>
>>In front of all of your friends
>>
>>In a phonebooth
>>
>>In your best friend's bed
>>
>>At Grandma's house
>>
>>At school
>>
>>In your dirty basement
>>
>>In the street
>>
>>ON-LINE
>>
>>
>>
>>Top three things to say before having sex:
>>
>>I love you (but only if you mean it)
>>
>>Rock my world
>>
>>Let's get ready to RUMBLE...
>>
>>
>>
>>Top three things NOT to say before having sex:
>>
>>Is this gunna hurt?
>>
>>Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
>>
>>Are you sure it's on there?
>>
>>
>>
>>Top 3 things to say after sex:
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>>Are you sure this was you're first time?
>>
>>Gotta cigarette?
>>
>>Wanna do it again?
>>
>>
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>>Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
>>
>>That was IT??
>>
>>I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
>>
>>OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!

2006-07-06 14:21:32 · 14 answers · asked by mark s 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000yrs? First correct gets 10?

2006-07-06 14:21:18 · 5 answers · asked by MzzChaos 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Favorite campy/cult horror movie??????

Give me your favorite campy/cult horror film that you love. If you name one I havent seen and enjoy, or one that I love you'll deserve these 10 points. Screw the big studio horror movies! Camp/cult classics all the way!

2006-07-06 14:19:50 · 8 answers · asked by meneed2tan 4 in Movies

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What is krumping?

2006-07-06 14:19:39 · 0 answers · asked by Sarrah 5 in Other - Entertainment

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Who watches on t .v.?

I really enjoy watching deadlyiest catch and dirty jobs anyone else ?

2006-07-06 14:18:45 · 12 answers · asked by jerryhmusic 3 in Television

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What Is Your Worse Habit?

Mine was being a Playboy before I met my Fiancee.

2006-07-06 14:18:31 · 46 answers · asked by Angel_Anton 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favourite colour and why?

For all you Americans 'color'.....Australians spell it 'colour'.

2006-07-06 14:18:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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is this still on TV?

deal or no dea?

2006-07-06 14:18:08 · 2 answers · asked by ~Mrs.C 4 in Television

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What is flamenco?

Please only reply if you know; because I want a good answer. Don't just copy something from Wikipedia or anything. What are your experiences with this style and what do you think of it? I would love to hear what you have to say.

2006-07-06 14:17:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What is up with Chuck Norris!?!!?

I do not understand what is the big deal about Chuck Norris? I want you to tell me some amazing things that he has done or some special talents he has?

2006-07-06 14:16:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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