I do not understand what is the big deal about Chuck Norris? I want you to tell me some amazing things that he has done or some special talents he has?
2006-07-06 14:16:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
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2006-07-06 14:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by tykasia32 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris HAS no amazing abilities, he just has been attributed many because it is funny.
E.G. The only hand that beats a straight flush is Chuck Norris' fist. or Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
It's a form of comedy based on extreme hyperbole. I guess Chuck Norris was chosen because the guy at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com liked bad 80's action movies with seemingly unstoppable protagonists. You could in theory make the same jokes by substituting Segal or Dolph Lundgren into it with the same net result (although I probably will be challenged by this with a barrage of Chuck Norris...)
2006-07-06 21:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by derkaiser93 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer have become big these days. It kinda just happened. Chuck Norris has an awesome roundhouse kick and Jack Bauer is cool on 24. Mostly, it's because people have been making jokes about Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer like :
Everynight, the Bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
or
If Everybody on 24 did what Jack Bauer told them to do, the show would be called twelve.
2006-07-06 21:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by Lucifer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The1andOnly you're wrong. Chuck Norris did not do bowflex commercials. He did Total Gym commercials. Chuck Norris is a 6 time Martial Arts Champion and he is the founder of KickStart program which is in most middle and high schools in Texas.
2006-07-06 22:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by sunshineku04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is an amazing martial artist. I remember seeing him (I'm dating myself now) at a Van Show in the 70's.
He pulled a huge guy out of the audience and had him place his fist an inch away from chuck's nose and whenever he felt like it, lunge forward and hit Chuck in the nose. Well, the guy waited a bit and then lunged...and Chuck blocked the punch. He was lightning fast!
He is alot older nowadays, but back in the day, his fight with Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon was classic. Nowadays, fight scenes are alot more dynamic (alot to do with wirework and special effects), but old school fight scenes are hard to beat, and Chuck Norris was one of the best.
2006-07-06 21:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is God's father.
2006-07-06 21:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by will 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever since I was a little my favorite actor was Chuck Norris , he somehow the best actor Ive ever known and hes always in his texas ranger boots and his cowboy hat . He is like a father kind a type because I would love to see him in his outfit and acting strong ...
2006-07-06 21:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by Hina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*chuckles* You kids. Chuck Norris was a student of Bruce Lee. He was in fact, Bruce Lee's BEST student. He started in action movies WITH Bruce Lee.
We older folks like him, because in any movie or tv show that is associated with him, the bad guy LOOSES. Badly.
Good and bad guys are easily identifiable in his shows.
He is a throwback to an america that was WAY less screwed up than it is today. :)
2006-07-06 21:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by Quietman40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, Come on. Chuck Norris died ten years ago but he is so scary that the Grim Reaper himself is too afraid to tell him. He doesn't need to cut his lawn, even, he just stares at it and dares it to grow.
2006-07-06 21:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People treat him like Rick James. They just say his name without knowing much of anything about him. But about things his done, black belt, Bowflex commercials, Walker Teaxas Ranger.
2006-07-06 21:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by The1andOnly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOTHING, the guy does absolutely nothing and just like Paris Hilton, everybody adores it!
2006-07-06 21:41:57 · answer #11 · answered by fabee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋