An Aussie was sitting at a bar in Sydney when
this huge, burly
>American guy walks in. As he passes the Aussie, he hits him on the
>neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says,"That's
a
>karate chop from Korea."
>Well, the Aussie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his
>beer.
>
>The burly Yank then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks
>by the Aussie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks
>him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
>
>The Aussie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he
>comes back and sees the burly Yank bastard sitting at the bar. He
>walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out.
>
>The Aussie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up mate, tell
him
>that was a f*ckin' crowbar from Bunnings."
2006-07-06
14:25:27
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