§êX Is funny
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>>You should have SEX on days that begin with T:
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>>Thanksgiving,
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>>Tuesday,
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>>Thursday,
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>>Today,
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>>Tomorrow,
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>>Thaturday?
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>>Thunday?
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>>Every Thucking day!
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>>Sex is:
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>>like Nokia (connecting people)
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>>like Nike (Just do it)
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>>like Pepsi (ask for more)
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>>like Coca Cola (Enjoy)
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>>like me (too good to be true)
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>>Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5 years of bad sex!
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>>Top 10 Places to have sex:
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>>In your bed
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>>In your parents bed
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>>In a car
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>>On a washing machine, while running
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>>In a hot tub
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>>On a beach, down in the sand
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>>On a comfy couch with the TV on
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>>On a waterbed
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>>A plane bathroom
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>>In the rain
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>>Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
>>In the movies
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>>In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
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>>In front of all of your friends
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>>In a phonebooth
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>>In your best friend's bed
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>>At Grandma's house
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>>At school
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>>In your dirty basement
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>>In the street
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>>ON-LINE
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>>Top three things to say before having sex:
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>>I love you (but only if you mean it)
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>>Rock my world
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>>Let's get ready to RUMBLE...
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>>Top three things NOT to say before having sex:
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>>Is this gunna hurt?
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>>Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
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>>Are you sure it's on there?
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>>Top 3 things to say after sex:
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>>Are you sure this was you're first time?
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>>Gotta cigarette?
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>>Wanna do it again?
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>>Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
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>>That was IT??
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>>I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
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>>OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!
2006-07-06 14:21:32 · 14 answers · asked by mark s 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you're bored and haven't had any in awhile haven't u?
2006-07-06 14:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by poshbaby24 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What about what NOT to say during sex like, "I think mom's calling you." or " No wonder mom married you." and things of that nature?
2006-07-06 14:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex = how your mom pays the rent
2006-07-06 14:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by nolyad69 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whats the question here.
2006-07-06 14:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by vicksta1984 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!!
2 points for me.
2006-07-06 15:39:02 · answer #5 · answered by ouwx104 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So...I hate to interrupt your erotic sex fantasies but...what's your question..?
2006-07-06 14:25:15 · answer #6 · answered by Naked 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-07-06 14:27:05 · answer #7 · answered by xoveexo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im i blind or am i blind cuz i dont see a joke or riddle
2006-07-06 14:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that so so unfunny my laugh turn into...
2006-07-06 14:28:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you were asking for it here is wat it means
S-SMILE
E-ENERGY
X-XCITEMENT
So make "S-E-X"a daily habbit and u will always be
SUCC"S-E-X"FULL!!!
and if want to find out abt sexy jus put Youth after x
2006-07-06 14:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋