Every Friday morning they would both be outside, cleaning their shop fronts. Mr Butch would always greet his neighbour by saying. " Good morning Mr Wong. What day is it today? " Mr Wong would always reply. " Today is Fli-day. " This would always make Mr Butch roar with laughter. Mr Wong became so fed up with this, he decided to take time off and go to elocution classes. Such was his desperation to pronounce Friday properly and shut Mr Butch up for good.
Six months and many hours of practice later, he finally could say..... Friday. He could hardly wait for the next one to come round.
When the big day arrived,Mr Wong was the first to start his cleaning. A short time later Mr butch joined him.
" Ah good morning Mr Wong, nice to see you back. What day is it today?"
"Today is Friday......... You PLICK !!!!
2006-06-30
05:45:25
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