ok people don't get upset. It's a blonde joke and I have 3kids(hubby included)who are blonde....and I can laugh at Doo Doo brown hair jokes too.......lol here goes hope you like
A Blonde woman was driving down the road just a knitting.
She was so into it that she was oblivious to all around her and ran thourgh stop signs and red lights.
People where honking their hornes and yelling at her as she passed them by, but she kept knitting along.
A cop came up behind her with his lights and sirens just a going and she just kept knitting.
Finally the cop pulled up along side her and yelled in his loud speaker.....Hey Pull Over
She smiled a sweet smile and said ......No Scarf
Have a good day-or night.......remember keep knitting.......I mean smilling
2006-06-28
15:08:04
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