ok people don't get upset. It's a blonde joke and I have 3kids(hubby included)who are blonde....and I can laugh at Doo Doo brown hair jokes too.......lol here goes hope you like
A Blonde woman was driving down the road just a knitting.
She was so into it that she was oblivious to all around her and ran thourgh stop signs and red lights.
People where honking their hornes and yelling at her as she passed them by, but she kept knitting along.
A cop came up behind her with his lights and sirens just a going and she just kept knitting.
Finally the cop pulled up along side her and yelled in his loud speaker.....Hey Pull Over
She smiled a sweet smile and said ......No Scarf
Have a good day-or night.......remember keep knitting.......I mean smilling
2006-06-28 15:08:04 · 13 answers · asked by snuggels102 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh I was having a blonde moment because I had to read it twice!!!! hahahahaha
2006-06-28 15:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by goodwett0910 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but blondes don't know how to knit.
2006-06-28 23:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get out some more, but with 3 kids, its probably difficult.
2006-06-28 22:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by Dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao-that is a pretty good one, i love blonde jokes but a lot of people do....i am blonde so i cna laugh at myself!
2006-06-28 22:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by cheerbabe104 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Do you have any more jokes about knitting or crocheting...? I used to crochet until I had to give it up.
2006-06-28 22:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes im blonde. yes i can take blonde jokes.. but that was NOT a blonde joke.. IT SUCKED BALLZ
2006-06-28 22:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by Śćĕņįĉ мąššąćŗĕ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
ha ha
ho ho
ha ha ha ha ha
baaaaa haaaa haaa haaa!
no but really...
pretty funny joke.
:)
2006-06-28 22:11:45 · answer #7 · answered by music_6089 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt find that funny
2006-06-28 22:48:55 · answer #8 · answered by RenLeighann :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was too funny
2006-06-28 22:10:39 · answer #9 · answered by lovely one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL yea
2006-06-29 00:37:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋