Entertainment & Music - 27 June 2006

2006-06-27 08:10:21 · 6 answers · asked by LittleBuddy579 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.

She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was
no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain
and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how
he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and
copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled
up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had
just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a
time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have
a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to
believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."

2006-06-27 08:10:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What color do you feel more confident in and why?? To give you a hint... you have more of this color in your closet.. why do you think that is??

2006-06-27 08:08:29 · 22 answers · asked by Abstract Expression 2 in Polls & Surveys

WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO DOWNLOAD WWE VENGEANCE 2006 FOR ~~~~FREE~~~~

2006-06-27 08:07:52 · 3 answers · asked by Sean M 1 in Television

2006-06-27 08:07:45 · 6 answers · asked by Afresh93 1 in Music

He manages to survive for several years by eating fruit, catching fish but best of all digging for clams. His favourite thing was, every evening without fail, he would dig for clams.

Then one evening when he was about nineteen, he was about to start digging for clams. A beautiful young girl was laying washed up on the beach. They exchanged each of their reasons for being on the island. He told about his passion for diggigg for clams. She was amazed that he had survived so long

As he was a very handsome young man she asked what he had done all this time about sex? He innocently replied that he didn't know what that was. she offered to show him and he accepted.

After, as they lay side by side on the beach, she asked what he thought about sex.
He said " It was great but--------
LOOK WHAT YOU DONE TO MY CLAM DIGGER!!!!"

2006-06-27 08:07:44 · 11 answers · asked by bill M 1 in Jokes & Riddles

why did the Japanese completely leave the POW camp only to return hours later?

2006-06-27 08:07:27 · 1 answers · asked by kimchee_boi 3 in Movies

Any recommendations for a good novel, with romance, tragedies, and such for me to read over the summer? :-) Thanks

2006-06-27 08:07:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

someone please tell me what I could have done wrong? The adress is suppose to be http://myspace.com/1bwgang.

2006-06-27 08:07:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I think my favourite 90's band was the Cranberries. What was yours?

2006-06-27 08:05:19 · 18 answers · asked by brookeiscool 2 in Music

Like, what movies have you seen that are pg and g and what is it about and why you like it.

2006-06-27 08:05:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Who's Mechanical Skills are the best?
The Breakdown

Gadget Hackwrench: A cute blonde mouse that wears a cute lavender jumpsuit and can make inventions of ordinary everyday objects.

Winrey Rockbell: A cute blonde human able to work with a somewhat primative form of cyberentic prosthetics

2006-06-27 08:04:50 · 2 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Comics & Animation

Number of servings of lunch meat
Number of servings of cheese
Number of buns

2006-06-27 08:04:00 · 4 answers · asked by rj35_98 1 in Other - Entertainment

Does anyone know where i can get a DISCOUNT PRICED DVD of the movie "On Her Majestys Secret Service"? Like less than $20.00. Precise answers only

2006-06-27 08:03:59 · 5 answers · asked by westphalia1 2 in Movies

please and thank you!! : )

2006-06-27 08:03:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Moods of a woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

The Moods of a Man

Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.

2006-06-27 08:02:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Thanks! :)

2006-06-27 08:02:09 · 4 answers · asked by JenniT 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I have replayed 80's over and over and you get the point.

2006-06-27 08:00:51 · 18 answers · asked by roguequeen69 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-27 08:00:44 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-27 08:00:43 · 16 answers · asked by nastea 2 in Other - Entertainment

Settings for these can also be found in the Windows media player, under enhancements.

2006-06-27 08:00:24 · 1 answers · asked by jadu 1 in Music

Does anyone know a good web site for song lyrics. I am not sure of the words at all. This song is alternative and is about 4 months old. something about ..."the places that your shining on, shining off the ...?"

2006-06-27 07:59:55 · 12 answers · asked by littlebopeep 3 in Music

2006-06-27 07:59:51 · 20 answers · asked by ajnabee 1 in Movies

The cop walks up to the car and the driver rolls down his window and asks "Is there a problem officer?". The cop smacks him in the face and snarls "I expect you to have your license and registration ready." The driver takes out his liscense and registration and hands it to the cop. The cop looks over it and hands it back to him, then smacks him in the face again. "What was that for?!?" asks the driver. The cop tells him "I expect you to say thank you". The cop then walks around and taps on the passengers window. The passenger rolls down the window and is greeted with a smack in the face. "What are you doing?!?" says the passenger. "Im making your wish come true." says the cop. "What wish?" asks the passenger. The cop tells him "About 100 yards down the road you were going to say I wish that bastard would have tried that with me"
Hahaha tell me what you think.

2006-06-27 07:59:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If you have a way to e-mail it to me then please get in touch.

2006-06-27 07:59:21 · 6 answers · asked by In Love With Life 2 in Music

I think its rubbish

2006-06-27 07:58:57 · 28 answers · asked by Honest Abe 2 in Music

2006-06-27 07:58:56 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Michael Savage is a AM Talk radio host who is a conservative private party member. I STRONGLY agree with almost everything he talks about. How do you feel? Librals arent allowed to answer this queshtion.

2006-06-27 07:57:48 · 8 answers · asked by dkwr14 3 in Other - Entertainment

I mean reacently made country. not that old country that sounds like someone telling a story while playing on a bango. If you have listen to it then tell me why you don't like it.

2006-06-27 07:57:39 · 7 answers · asked by arwensmallelf 2 in Music

2006-06-27 07:56:57 · 7 answers · asked by DEF z 2 in Music