Name some good jokes?

Answer 1

A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.

None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?", he asks.

"It's of a big rooster", she replies.

"All right," he says, "I'll come over and have a look."

When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to the kitchen table where she has it laid out. He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says, "Oh, for heavens sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!"

Answer 2

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.

She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was
no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain
and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how
he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and
copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled
up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had
just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a
time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have
a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to
believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."

Answer 3

A man and his son was travelling down the street when the son spotted a donkey, so he asked his dad what animal is that, the father reply a lion. A few day later they were on the road again but the father was drunk and was driving very reckless, so the son said to his father, Dad you driving just like the lion down the road.

Answer 4

a businessman wakes up on his birthday, goes down to the kitchen to greet his wife and children, but to his astonishment, they did not greet him happy birthday. he decided to ignore this and went to work, but a little hurt. how could they forget his birthday. at the office, his gorgeous secretarym, Jane, greeted him "happy birthday boss!!" and he is finally relieved and felt better that somebody remembered his birthday.
during the day, Jane suggests "boss, it's a beatiful day out and it's your birthday, why don't we eat out for lunch?" boss agrees and they went to a swanky place and had the best meal ever
later in the office, Jane suggests "boss, it's a nice day out and it's your birthday, we don't have to stay in the office all day do we?" boss says "i guess you're right" jane tells him "why don't we go to MY apartment?" guy nervously says yes and off they went.
at the apartment, jane says "boss, i hope you don't mind if i change into something more comfortable" and left.
later on, jane comes out holding a big birthday cake, along with her came his wife, kids, and other co-workers and sang happy birthday, while he sat there on the couch...

naked.

Answer 5

Billy?

Answer 6

Jim, Bobby, Eunice...