He manages to survive for several years by eating fruit, catching fish but best of all digging for clams. His favourite thing was, every evening without fail, he would dig for clams.
Then one evening when he was about nineteen, he was about to start digging for clams. A beautiful young girl was laying washed up on the beach. They exchanged each of their reasons for being on the island. He told about his passion for diggigg for clams. She was amazed that he had survived so long
As he was a very handsome young man she asked what he had done all this time about sex? He innocently replied that he didn't know what that was. she offered to show him and he accepted.
After, as they lay side by side on the beach, she asked what he thought about sex.
He said " It was great but--------
LOOK WHAT YOU DONE TO MY CLAM DIGGER!!!!"
2006-06-27 08:07:44 · 11 answers · asked by bill M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he's a bad bad bad bad boy, digging clams for that long and his clam digger should be bruised stupid before he met the girl anyways. great joke really nice one
2006-06-27 22:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by JBOY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do not enable human beings misinform you. it is a negative tale. this is like a shaggy dog tale and not using a punchline. commence small with a short tale. the tale would have ended on the plane. the girl is speaking about her existence including her mom and expecting summer season camp, until eventually the plane is going down. the end. Or, no longer even that a options. the girl is on a visit by herself and facilitates an older guy courageous his concern of flying. possibly the girl herself is petrified of flying yet extra petrified of seafood or maybe as her plate is served, she obsesses extra over the plate than the flight. after I were given off, grama requested me how the flight became. "consumer-friendly." I stated. She smiled. something is consumer-pleasant compared to mackerel and rice with out ketchup. -the end- see, no longer demanding. Alot can ensue in a short tale notwithstanding it may't be that lengthy. you're overlaying way too a lot. try back, somthing straight forward with an ethical or a small aspect and keep it straight forward. Watch your grammar besides. good success
2016-11-29 20:15:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so his "thing" is the clam digger . ha! ha!
2006-06-27 08:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by texasgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe thats funny
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2006-06-27 10:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by ...o(_insert witty comment_) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2006-06-27 08:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by Shaw1Net6 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-06-27 08:41:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what
2006-06-27 08:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by Laura Lovehagle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh??
2006-06-27 08:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT?! lol
2006-06-27 08:11:23 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What????????????
2006-06-27 09:13:42 · answer #10 · answered by manorris3265 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋